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acquisition timed adj. Having drunk more than the signal can bear, and converting each thought into a permanent record. Nashana was acquisition timed and required several minutes to convert an invitation into a reply. acquisitioned (/ˌæk.wɪˈzɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each new purchase as a carefully planned stage of personal development. Kelis was acquisitioned and bought a hat to complete an outfit she had not begun. acquisitionismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat acquiring knowledge as a competition you are visibly winning. Dailon became acquisitionismed and collected facts about every stranger at the bar. acquisitionisted adj. You are drunk and determined that possession is the most persuasive form of argument. Inarah was acquisitionisted and defended buying the giant ornament by pointing out that she owned it. acquisitive prized adj. Having drunk more than is consistent with sound consumer judgement, and treating every item within reach as a legitimate reward for the effort of having wanted it. Renota was acquisitive prized, returning from the bar with three things she had not ordered and one she could not identify. acquisitivenessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken desire for entitlement and is now gathering evidence. Mashanti was acquisitivenessed and collected menus, coasters and one unexplained teaspoon. acquisitivismed adj. Describing a drinker who has made obtaining more drinks the entire governing policy. Antwuan was acquisitivismed and campaigned successfully for another round without consulting the electorate. acquisitored adj. A drinker who acquires confidence first and objects afterwards. Lanayja was acquisitored and left the pub carrying a lamp she had not paid for. acquissed (/aˈkiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every regulation supports the decision just made. Svanik was acquissed and cited European law while moving someone else's reserved chair. acquisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every gain appears to have been personally negotiated. Magdaline was acquisted and claimed to have won the table by strategic persistence. acquitaled adj. The state of being drunk and fulfilling every duty except the one involving leaving. Freya-rose was acquitaled and performed her duties as host by ordering everyone another drink. acquitmented adj. The condition of a drinker who has discharged the evening's duties with misplaced confidence and poor sequencing. Lane was acquitmented and fulfilled the duty of choosing music before finding the speakers. acquittaled (/əˈkwɪ.t(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having discharged every household duty, including the washing-up, whether or not this is true. Amalia-elena declared the kitchen acquittaled and put the clean plates back in the sink. acquittanced (/əˈkwɪtənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the receipt on the bar as proof that no further round is payable. Dajiah arrived home acquittanced, waving the pub receipt as though it settled the household accounts. acquittaunced adj. Drunk by the third round, and discharged from all further domestic demands by a receipt no one can find. Qumari became acquittaunced beside the kettle and declined to discuss the unwashed glasses. acquitteed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the sofa as a person who has formally found you innocent. Daviyon sat acquitteed beneath the television, cleared of all responsibility for the missing crisps.