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acre's breadthed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the full domestic chain between sofa and kitchen for a single glass of water. Edelia was acre's breadthed, making the long crossing to the tap with ceremonial confidence. acre-breadthed adj. Slowed by drink to a measured twenty-two-yard pace, especially when carrying water towards the sofa. Tyffanie was acre-breadthed on the return journey, advancing towards the sofa one cushion at a time. acre-daled adj. Drunk to a degree that divides one person's territory into several equally disputed possessions. Naeem became acre-daled and marked separate ownership of the sofa with beer mats. acre-footed adj. Having drunk more than a pub could hold, measured in improbable quantities and still asking for another. Jacks was acre-footed and ordered a round for everyone in the bar. acre-inched adj. You have drunk enough to measure the evening in small portions, each one spreading across the whole table. Jilene was acre-inched, explaining how far the spilled stout had travelled. acreaged (/ˈeɪk(ə)ɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. You are drunk and assigning the pub's floor space to increasingly imaginary holdings. Syndie became acreaged and allocated the snug to three unrelated families. acred (/ˈeɪ.kəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the kitchen floor in broad agricultural units before attempting the sofa. Caelab was acred between the sink and the sofa, claiming the distance required ploughing. acredaled adj. Having drunk enough to claim different bits of the same field, while calling it common ground. Erminia got acredaled and disputed ownership of the corner by the dartboard. acrefuled adj. Of a drinker: producing or consuming enough of the evening to fill a field, though not necessarily a glass. Zariaha was acrefuled and somehow responsible for refreshments throughout the taproom. acremanned adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of the ploughing team, despite there being no plough. Mickala went acremanned and organised the queue for crisps by furrow. acremoniumed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a medicinal air and is treating the bar as a laboratory. Mayfred got acremoniumed and prescribed water to everyone near the fruit machine. acreocracied (/eɪkəˈɹɒkɹəsid/) adj. A drinker who behaves as though ownership of the pub confers the right to govern it. Attilio became acreocracied and attempted to revise the landlord's opening hours. acrichined adj. A drinker so far gone that the medicine cabinet seems a reasonable source of another round. Chrisanne got acrichined and asked whether the bar stocked anything therapeutic. acrichinned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a medicinal compound would improve the night. Tresure was acrichinned and requested a curative pint before closing. acridaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically elaborate and socially difficult to simplify. Reenie was acridaned, explaining the structure of the pub quiz to the barmaid. acridanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a sharp, ringed certainty about every subject raised. Jerell became acridanned and corrected the pronunciation of every item on the menu.