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APP'd adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly reopening the same small programme, without locating its purpose. Marveline got APP'd and checked the weather application six times before breakfast. APR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the cost of every further step is calculated badly and paid immediately. Ofri was APR'd on the stairs, borrowing the banister at an interest rate visible to everyone. APRN'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's minor ailments from a need for advanced clinical supervision. Joshuadavid was APRN'd, taking his headache to the bathroom as though presenting a complicated case. APS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby object is treated as incoming fire. Dallyce was APS'd and intercepted a bread roll intended for another table. APSS'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends the body below the surface and leaves diesel doing the navigating. Frenda went APSS'd halfway down the stairs and proceeded by slow submarine manoeuvre. APT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to improve the pub's equipment with tools, opinions, and no invitation. Isaq got APT'd and attempted to optimise the landlord's press while Yandiel apologised. APTIME'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision requires alternating between several polynomially bounded possibilities. Annadell was APTIME'd, changing direction whenever the stairs presented another decidable option. APTU'd adj. Of a drinker: committed to collective action, but unable to organise the procession past the first step. Velera was APTU'd and tried to unionise everyone against the staircase. APU'd adj. Loosened by drink into an auxiliary power unit, maintaining the lights and nothing else. Ramiele was APU'd, keeping the hallway conversation running after the main discussion had failed. APUD celled adj. Drunk to the extent of secreting quiet internal instructions which the legs interpret experimentally. Elzora went APUD celled and let her endocrine system choose the staircase. APUD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the gut begins issuing small hormones instead of reliable instructions. Alferdo became APUD'd and followed his stomach's secretions towards the kebab shop. APV'd adj. A drinker who views every conversation from an official distance, including those held at their own table. Lanique was APV'd, offering an administrative point of view on the couple's argument. APVC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every intended destination receives an unexpected connection. Breese went APVC'd and reached the cloakroom through the staff corridor. APW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose movements warn every doorway in advance. Andalasia was APW'd, clipping doorframes before attempting the stairs. APY'd adj. Drunk to the extent of yielding more speech each year while producing progressively less sense. Shimshon was APY'd by closing time, generating fresh explanations from the same unfinished sentence. AQ'd adj. Drunk to the point where qualification is automatic, though the prize is merely another bowl of nuts. Elisey was AQ'd by midnight, receiving an automatic invitation to the crisps.