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AQHI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening's air into a health warning with numerical pretensions. Maanav was AQHI'd, and the crowded kitchen acquired the character of a public advisory. AQI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced personal air quality to a figure no one wishes to calculate. Rilo was AQI'd by midnight, and the landlord opened windows in accordance with the latest reading. AQL'd adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the lowest publishable standard of conversation. Lajoia went AQL'd and submitted a single coherent sentence to the taxi driver. AQMD'd adj. Reduced by drink to a district requiring formal management before attempting the stairs. Clearnce was AQMD'd, and the pub arranged a one-person management district around his route home. AR pupilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to meet the brightest light in the pub with an unhelpfully fixed gaze. Antanika was AR pupilled, staring at the fruit machine while ignoring every useful signal. AR theoried adj. Drunk to a degree that you design a reactor network for getting between pubs. Aljawhara got AR theoried and optimised the route between the bar and the kebab shop. AR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapid-fire succession of drinks, with personal semi-automatic coordination. Samvit became AR'd and attempted the staircase in a short, poorly controlled burst. AR-15'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing in short semi-automatic movements with little regard for the furniture. Ohn went AR-15'd after the third round and clipped every bannister on the descent. ARB'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could retain, and blocking every attempt to contract the conversation further. Chane was ARB'd, refusing to let the breakfast discussion narrow around the missing keys. ARBD'd adj. A drinker who has misplaced the morning's sequence and is reconstructing it from receipts. Tishaun woke ARBD'd, arranging the receipts chronologically before attempting to remember the taxi. ARC'd adj. Having drunk enough to offer an unsolicited early edition of every thought for review. Drevonte was ARC'd, circulating draft opinions among people who had not requested them. ARD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the body’s internal commentary can be kept below the throat. Doulton was ARD'd and consulted the wastepaper basket with increasing medical urgency. ARDS'd adj. Still drunk, and responding to each new suggestion with rapid, widespread internal inflammation. John-jack remained ARDS'd and developed a breathing plan for the walk to the taxi. ARE'd adj. Having drunk more than the preliminary edition of your judgement can accommodate. Tzuriel was ARE'd, producing a revised opinion before finishing the first. ARECC'd adj. You have drunk enough to apply a five-stage workplace decision process to choosing a kebab. Tamaran got ARECC'd and assessed the kebab before confirming it was, regrettably, necessary. AREDYLD'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can diagnose, and leaving the sofa to manage the symptoms. Dontrez was AREDYLD'd by ten, with the glass of water untouched beside him.