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acroparesthesiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking to severe complaints from every finger and toe. Nilza arrived acroparesthesiaed, reporting each fingertip to the pharmacist. acropathied adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ordinary hangover from a disease confined to the extremities. Rasheeka woke acropathied and diagnosed her left hand before making tea. acropathologied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a detailed morning-after study of every diseased-looking limb. Andrenette woke acropathologied and compared her fingers with medical seriousness. acrophased adj. Sufficiently drunk to crest at breakfast, precisely when the circadian rhythm would prefer restraint. acrophiled adj. Having drunk enough to inhabit the highest available surface, including the wardrobe after breakfast. Morene was acrophiled, found surveying the bedroom from atop the laundry basket. acrophiliaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to love heights, particularly the top shelf during the morning after. Jyra became acrophiliaed and retrieved the painkillers from the highest cupboard. acrophobed (/ˈækɹəˌfoʊbd/) adj. You have drunk enough to fear heights, including the small step required to reach the kettle. Mallely woke acrophobed and declined the upper bunk with quiet certainty. acrophobiacked adj. Of a drinker: rendered wary by drink of chairs, stairs, and any breakfast served above ground level. Aaleeyah arrived acrophobiacked and ate breakfast standing firmly on the floor. acrophobiaed adj. You are drunk and treating every raised surface as though the morning after began several floors up. Dovonte was acrophobiaed, refusing the chair while reaching for the water. acrophobicked adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to find the top shelf personally unreasonable. Elloween woke acrophobicked and requested the cereal from below eye level. acrophoned adj. Drunk beyond recognising every word by its opening sound, and making decisions on that basis. Orelie became acrophoned and chose the restaurant whose name began with the right letter. acrophonied (/əˈkɹɒfənid/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every letter a representative word, then trusts the resulting alphabet absolutely. Tamicko got acrophonied and ordered the first dish matching the evening's chosen letter. acrophored adj. Drunk, with the result that every plan grows upwards from one increasingly exalted point. Jordinn became acrophored and appointed himself the summit of the committee. acrophylled adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces youthful caution with the larger, mature leaf of confidence. Jencarlos grew acrophylled and volunteered for the difficult climb without checking the weather. acrophysalided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an inflated terminal cell, attached to the evening by very little. Calyb turned acrophysalided and announced a final round while swaying at the edge of the group. acrophyted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you attempt decisions at an altitude your judgement has not reached. Nishka became acrophyted and planned a mountain walk in unsuitable shoes.