A - Page 393
acrosclerosised adj. Reduced by drink to making rigid decisions with the fingers while the rest of the judgement gives way. Brooklyne became acrosclerosised and pointed firmly towards the least convenient taxi. acrosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the kitchen in equal portions of sweetness. Syaira got acrosed and divided the leftover pudding into mathematically identical bowls. acrosined adj. Still drunk, and treating the sofa cushions as barriers to be penetrated rather than arranged. Oden remained acrosined, forcing a route through the cushions towards his glass of water. acrosinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to gain entry to the fridge by enzymatic persistence. Aylin got acrosinned and spent ten minutes negotiating with the sealed biscuit tin. acroskied adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without performing small, unnecessary figures on the lino. Dimitre acroskied between the sink and sofa, arms raised for a landing nobody requested. acrosomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lead with the forehead when approaching a closed cupboard. Hudaa, acrosomed, opened the cupboard with her brow and spilled the cereal. acrosominned adj. Having drunk enough to become a complicated coating around every domestic decision. Nathali got acrosominned and wrapped the glass of water in two tea towels. acrospired adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, with a small determination now sprouting at the extremity. Salvador grew acrospired beside the sofa, reaching steadily towards the remote. acrospiromaed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a localised swelling wherever the furniture proves uncooperative. Ariyon became acrospiromaed after meeting the coffee table with his knee. acrospored adj. You are drunk and producing small, terminal decisions at the edges of the household. Kamiyah went acrospored and left one biscuit, one sock, and one glass by the sofa. across variabled adj. Of a drinker who has become the measurable difference between the kitchen and the sofa. Tremia was across variabled, with a noticeable drop in competence between rooms. acrossed (/əˈkɹɒsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that horizontal placement seems a completed answer and every clue lies underneath. Bethan became acrossed on the sofa and insisted the crossword had been solved beneath her. acrostealgiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed extremity pain from repeatedly misjudging the furniture. Xyomara became acrostealgiaed after three encounters with the coffee table. acrosternited adj. A drinker who presents a firm forward edge, particularly when approaching the sofa. Danayla got acrosternited, bracing against the kitchen counter for water. acrostiched adj. A drinker so far gone that the first letters of every household instruction form a message. Magaly got acrostiched and read the labels on the cupboards as a coded plea. acrosticismed adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges conversation by its opening letters, including requests for water. Aarya became acrosticismed and delivered the alphabet through the kitchen doorway.