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acrosticked (/əˈkɹɒstɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arranging every domestic utterance so its beginnings spell something. Shanylah was acrosticked, and the first words of her sofa remarks formed a warning. acrostomied adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps the mouth at one pole and the rest of the body elsewhere. Sherry was acrostomied, speaking from the sofa while her feet remained in the kitchen. acrosyndesised adj. Reduced by drink to pairing whatever lies at opposite ends, especially slippers and sofa cushions. Ariola became acrosyndesised and paired the kitchen towel with the remote. acrosyringiumed adj. Softened by drink into a spiral route from the sofa to the tap and back again. Kayedon went acrosyringiumed and followed a winding course towards his glass of water. acrotarsiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose instep finds every hard edge in the kitchen. Nataya became acrotarsiumed and located the coffee table by touch. acroteleuticked adj. Loosened by drink into an instinctive response to every household sound, including the kettle. Jonella went acroteleuticked and answered the kettle from the sofa. acrotelmed adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the highest available surface, including the back of the sofa. Gopal got acrotelmed and surveyed the kitchen from the sofa's upper edge. acrotered (/ˈækɹətə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ornament being carefully placed on the furniture. Derrin became acrotered and took four minutes to lower himself onto the sofa. acrotergited adj. Drunk and presenting a broad upper back to the kitchen while retreating towards the sofa. Tristann went acrotergited and backed into the sofa without turning round. acroterioned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires small pedestals for glasses, phones, and other ornaments. Adaliz got acroterioned and arranged the sofa cushions as plinths for her water. acroteriumed (/ˌækɹəˈtɪəɹi.əmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every pub ledge for a pedestal awaiting a small statue. Temica, thoroughly acroteriumed, installed her empty pint on the mantel as though crowning the room. acrothoracicanned adj. Of a drinker: fixed to the bar in a hard little shell, with only the reaching parts moving. Akmal remained acrothoracicanned against the counter while his hand sought another packet of crisps. acrotismed adj. Of a drinker who has lost any dependable pulse, though the round continues regardless. Nycia looked acrotismed beside the fruit machine, yet still found the strength to order cider. acrotomophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an unwavering fondness for missing limbs, discussed at unnecessary length. Hanaa became acrotomophiliaed over bottled stout and praised the landlord's wooden leg repeatedly. acrotrichiumed adj. A drinker who has sent one fine, probing strand through every conversation in the room. Derryon went acrotrichiumed and threaded a question about pensions through the darts match. acrow propped adj. The state of being drunk and requiring adjustable-height support between the floor and the upper body. Atthew was acrow propped between two stools, maintaining the pub's architecture by accident.