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A-G'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an Attorney General of the crisps, issuing opinions no one requested. Rhiyana got A-G'd and prosecuted the table for withholding the vinegar. A-H conduction timed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose messages reach the heart several seconds after arriving at the mouth. Deney was A-H conduction timed, pausing between each instruction and its eventual meaning. A-Lifed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household object appear to have developed a small independent intention. Jachelle went A-Lifed and negotiated with the coat stand until it surrendered her scarf. A-Logged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone documenting breakfast one reluctant keystroke at a time. Dwight was A-Logged, taking several minutes to record that the toast was burnt. A-Pucikwared adj. Drunk and assembled in a historical collective around the kettle, each member seeking the same cure. Altovese was A-Pucikwared with the others around the kettle, silent but mutually understood. A-RNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has twisted into a stable double helix of thirst and regret. Anaabia was A-RNA'd, carrying water in one hand and regret in the other. A-T'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning's unsteady movements and flushed face for a sensible condition. Mohmmed was A-T'd, negotiating the stairs with unusual care and no useful diagnosis. A-backed adj. Drunk past the point of sitting properly, with the back of the chair doing most of the work. Ivy-willow was A-backed at breakfast, leaning into the chair as though it had invited her. A-bomb maidened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning unusually pale, quiet and unwilling to discuss yesterday. Marylisa was A-bomb maidened, pale beside the tea and absent from the conversation. A-bombed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the kitchen can be entered without producing a small domestic disaster. Brockston was A-bombed, reducing the cereal bowl and its contents to separate locations. A-bombered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is approached from above, metaphorically, and breakfast receives no warning. Hawi was A-bombered, dropping into the kitchen and scattering the contents of one cupboard. A-choyed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker limp, leafy and unexpectedly committed to remaining near the window. Anuradha was A-choyed, languid beside the window and unwilling to discuss the previous night. A-cuppered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a small cup of coffee as an ambitious but necessary recovery. Danny-joe was A-cuppered, holding the smallest coffee available with both hands. A-double-S'd adj. You are drunk and treating your backside, self and remaining dignity as interchangeable luggage. Demonei was A-double-S'd and attempted to check his coat into the taxi. A-fibbed adj. Having drunk more than the heart's upper rooms can usefully organise, and now speaking in irregular bursts. Jaderious was A-fibbed, beginning three explanations and completing none of them. A-flat majored adj. Loosened by drink into treating four flats as permission to conduct everyone else's evening. Delilah-blu became A-flat majored and assigned each guest a key signature.