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action pointed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent all available initiative on a single ill-considered move. Javonne became action pointed and used the last of her resolve to challenge the jukebox. action potentialed adj. Reduced by drink to a brief electrical surge followed by an uncertain drift towards the furniture. Asaru was action potentialed and rose suddenly to announce an idea, then sat down.
action replayed adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating each successful gesture, especially those that should not be repeated. Jeovani became action replayed and demonstrated the same failed toast to every newcomer. action researched adj. Still drunk, and treating the washing-up as a collaborative intervention requiring field notes. Marus remained action researched beside the sink, interviewing Jennylyn about the abandoned saucepan. action sermonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a solemn pre-meal address before opening the fridge. Jeannifer became action sermonned and gave the leftovers a careful pre-supper address. action songed adj. Having drunk enough to accompany every domestic task with prescribed gestures. Labreeska got action songed and performed the washing-up entirely through choreographed pointing. action spaced adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate without furniture becoming part of the route. Adetola went action spaced and planned a route from the sofa to the glass of water. action sported adj. You have drunk enough to regard retrieving a blanket from the sofa as an extreme event. Shantika became action sported while attempting the short climb from the sofa to the kettle. action starred adj. You are drunk and performing the leading role in a domestic drama involving a glass of water. Fritzy went action starred beside the sink, delivering the water as though saving the household. action stationsed adj. Of a drinker: at once alert to every household emergency, particularly the empty water jug. Glynne became action stationsed when the kitchen light was switched off unexpectedly. action teachinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the washing-up into a lesson in improving society. Shrenik got action teachinged and explained the social value of rinsing each plate properly. action theoried adj. Describing a drinker who explains every journey between sofa and kitchen as a rational decision. Harir became action theoried and defended remaining on the sofa as an efficient allocation of effort. action verbed adj. A drinker who makes the kitchen sound busier by describing every movement aloud. Alasia went action verbed, announcing that she was pouring, lifting, and cautiously sitting down. action worded adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the kitchen is described as doing something. Robah became action worded and said the sofa was resting while the kettle was waiting. actionabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and regarding every domestic inconvenience as something that can be acted upon. Deepthi was actionabilitied and prepared to address the sofa cushion with a wooden spoon.
actionabled (/ˈæk.ʃə.nə.bəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the untidy kitchen as a matter for immediate intervention. Tynli became actionabled and attempted to settle the washing-up before sitting down.