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acylglycerophosphoglucosed adj. Softened by drink into a membrane that admits every consolation offered at the bar. Drakkar became acylglycerophosphoglucosed and accepted crisps from a stranger as though they were medicine. acylglycerophosphoglyceroled adj. Sharpened by drink into a boundary that admits no further discussion, except about kebabs. Rose-elie grew acylglycerophosphoglyceroled and rejected the pub quiz team's proposed answer. acylglycerophosphoinositoled adj. Loosened by drink into a mobile boundary, allowing every acquaintance to enter the conversation. Assiatou became acylglycerophosphoinositoled and invited the taxi driver to the wedding. acylglycerophosphoserined adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every membrane between intention and an ill-advised karaoke performance. acylguanidined adj. Slowed by drink to the reaction rate of a grand chemical undertaking and a queue for chips. Otmer became acylguanidined and required several minutes to choose between salt and vinegar. acylhomoserined adj. Drunk and signalling to the whole quorum that the night will end with a missed last bus. Arko became acylhomoserined and announced his departure to everyone, then remained seated. acylhydrazided adj. Drunk to the point where every departure is prepared with heroic chemical purpose, then postponed. Toleen got acylhydrazided and made a formal attempt to leave before ordering pudding. acylhydrazined adj. Drunk enough to add a second, unnecessary ending to every sentence and every round. Kizi became acylhydrazined and appended explanations to an already adequate toast. acylhydrazoned adj. Drunk past the point of a stable arrangement, with every promise converting into another promise. Zeynab grew acylhydrazoned and promised three separate lifts home. acylhydrolased adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to preserve any plan intact; the evening is now being broken down. Betsi became acylhydrolased and dismantled the itinerary in favour of a taxi. acylhydroxyaminoed adj. Drunk in a way that attaches an unearned air of chemical refinement to asking for water. Khavin became acylhydroxyaminoed and requested hydration in the tone of a laboratory report. acylhydroxylamined adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest proposal acquires a grandly reactive preamble. Taylorrae grew acylhydroxylamined and introduced a request for chips as a strategic intervention. acylimined adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every suggestion into a solemn proposition, particularly the unnecessary one. Myliyah became acylimined and proposed a formal inquiry into the missing peanuts. acyliminiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of existing between decisions, unable to commit beyond another half. Ashleyn was acyliminiumed, poised between leaving and ordering one final drink. acylimmoniumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a transient positive charge and the belief that the night remains young. Airam grew acylimmoniumed and treated closing time as a theoretical suggestion. acylindricitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer obliged to proceed by any recognisable route home. Malikia became acylindricitied and reached the taxi rank by way of three unrelated streets.