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acyliumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's positive charge directly into an unpaid tab. Marnia became acyliumed and discovered that her purse had acquired a philosophical distance. acylketened adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to form a new arrangement from whatever remains on the table. Nona grew acylketened and combined the leftover snacks into a final supper. acyllysined adj. Still drunk, and carrying an extra attachment to every conversation, chair and abandoned glass. Hollie-rae remained acyllysined, attached to the discussion long after its conclusion. acylmercaptanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serious chemical nuisance from the ordinary smell of the cloakroom. Zeidan became acylmercaptanned and investigated the cloakroom odour as a matter of state. acyloined adj. Sufficiently drunk to become both sweet and unstable, like a dessert left near the radiator. Nichel grew acyloined and complimented the bouncer with melting sincerity. acylomed adj. Having drunk enough to contain every possible version of the evening, chiefly the one involving chips. Kemeshia became acylomed, incorporating the pub, the taxi and a regrettable bakery visit. acylomicsed adj. Having drunk more than any sensible survey could catalogue, yet still itemising the rounds. Shauntiana became acylomicsed and attempted to classify every drink by emotional consequence. acyloxazolidinoned adj. You have drunk enough to establish a rigid five-membered ring around the final biscuit. Amyria became acyloxazolidinoned and guarded the last biscuit with ceremonial composure. acyloxied adj. You are drunk and projecting a single, pointed attachment towards the nearest available snack. Eleshia became acyloxied and extended one determined hand towards the sausage rolls. acyloxyacyled adj. Drunk enough to attach every spare conversation to the nearest available one, regardless of fit. Yagmur spent the evening joining unrelated conversations, thoroughly acyloxyacyled. acyloxylationed adj. Drunk beyond adding himself to every gathering within conversational reach. Adie became acyloxylationed and joined three separate discussions at once. acyloxyled adj. Drunk past the point of leaving any conversation without first adding something to it. Trevor was acyloxyled, contributing to every discussion before anyone had finished speaking. acyloxymethyled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a brief protective excuse necessary whenever someone asks where you have been. Castor was acyloxymethyled and took refuge behind the claim of needing fresh air. acylphenoled adj. Drunk, with the result that every mild remark acquires a strong and unnecessary reaction. Aldora became acylphenoled and treated a comment about crisps as a personal challenge. acylphloroglucinoled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the group managing three separate versions of the same story. Kahl was acylphloroglucinoled, while the table quietly compared his three accounts. acylphosphatased adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down every social barrier, including those belonging to strangers. Khaliya became acylphosphatased and asked the next table for their holiday photographs.