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acypetacsed adj. The state of being drunk and corrosive to the patience of everyone nearby. Kayzlee was acypetacsed, wearing down the table’s goodwill one interruption at a time. acyrologiaed (/əsɪɹəˈlɒd͡ʒ(i)əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who uses the wrong word repeatedly, then insists the company has misunderstood it. Elaine was acyrologiaed, calling the buffet a balcony until everyone stopped correcting her. acyrologied (/ˌæsɪˈɹɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of using perfectly respectable words incorrectly. Kywan became acyrologied and called the umbrella a perambulator. acyronned adj. Drunk since last orders, and saying precisely the opposite of what was intended. Caitlynn got acyronned and invited the host to leave. acystiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding without the usual internal storage arrangements. Deneisha was acystiaed and made several trips to the lavatory regardless. ad bannered adj. Drunk by closing time, and stretched across the conversation from one end to the other. Yaxeni became ad bannered and occupied the full width of the supper discussion. ad blindnessed adj. Still drunk, and passing over every obvious instruction as though it were decorative. Spenser was ad blindnessed and read the menu without noticing the words underneath. ad breaked adj. Too drunk to continue a thought without inserting an interval for something unrelated. Kum became ad breaked halfway through explaining the train timetable. ad feminamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer an argument by criticising its female speaker instead. Athol grew ad feminamed when the woman at the table corrected his arithmetic. ad hoceried adj. Having drunk enough to make each new decision without reference to the previous one. Ellabelle was ad hoceried, solving the seating question anew every few minutes. ad hocismed (/ædˈhɒkɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: each answer is assembled for the occasion and discarded immediately afterwards. Kederick became ad hocismed and offered a different route home to each companion. ad hockeried adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with retaining a plan for longer than necessary. Talbott got ad hockeried and replaced the evening's arrangement with successive guesses. ad hocnessed adj. A drinker who regards improvisation as sufficient administration. Latachia was ad hocnessed and managed the supper with several unrelated arrangements. ad hocracied adj. Having drunk more than the evening's structure can accommodate, and responding by appointing whoever is nearest. Wolfe became ad hocracied and made the cloakroom attendant responsible for transport. ad hocrated adj. Of a drinker: having abandoned all formal organisation in favour of asking the nearest person. Sigfrido was ad hocrated and appointed the coat-check attendant chief of navigation. ad hominemed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person making the point becomes more interesting than the point itself. Rosealie went ad hominemed and criticised the speaker’s shoes instead of the proposed itinerary.