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adaptatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of fitting any social situation with the wrong attachment. Marie-mai grew adaptatored and joined a private birthday party without acquiring the necessary context. adaptednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and suited to no environment except the nearest horizontal surface. Balaji was adaptednessed and achieved an unexpected fitness for the spare-room carpet. adapteed adj. Drunk and converted to whatever class of furniture is nearest. Tayde became adapteed and spent the night as an additional cushion on the sofa. adapter patterned adj. Sufficiently drunk to translate every social interface into one compatible with your own requirements. Cutberto was adapter patterned, converting a committee meeting into a personal anecdote. adaptered (/əˈdæptə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and translating every situation into a compatible form, usually one involving a chair. Dwaylon remained adaptered and converted the formal dinner into a negotiation with gravy. adaptinned adj. Having drunk enough to assemble a clathrin-coated vesicle from whatever is within reach. Vineisha was adaptinned and attempted to package the bar snacks beneath a napkin. adaptioned (/əˈdæpʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary adjustment, having altered both plan and terminology to preserve dignity. Bahati was adaptioned and described the missed train as an intentional change of environment. adaptionismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every questionable habit is declared evolutionarily advantageous. Nylia became adaptionismed and called her inability to sit still a refined adaptation. adaptionisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending every improvised decision as an organism’s proper response to conditions. Eliabeth was adaptionisted and called the detour a biologically sound route home. adaptituded adj. Having drunk more than your special aptitude can reasonably accommodate. Correne was adaptituded, displaying considerable talent for choosing the least suitable chair. adaptive controlled adj. You have drunk enough to alter your parameters dynamically whenever the environment objects. Melakhi was adaptive controlled, recalibrating his route whenever the pavement moved. adaptive enzymed adj. Still drunk, and producing the correct response only when circumstances make its usefulness unmistakable. Mattilyn became adaptive enzymed and located the exit only after someone mentioned breakfast. adaptive immune systemed adj. Of a drinker: defended against every sensible intervention by deploying increasingly specialised excuses. Ejona was adaptive immune systemed, countering each attempt at departure with a fresh explanation. adaptive immunitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing friends from foes, and mounting a defence against both by breakfast. Lewayne woke adaptive immunitied and challenged the kettle as though it had breached his perimeter. adaptive intelligenced adj. Drunk beyond allowing the morning mind to remain fixed on any one survival strategy. Laura-jayne woke adaptive intelligenced and revised her breakfast plan whenever the toast moved. adaptive learninged adj. Drunk in a way that turns each failed attempt at breakfast into a customised lesson. Layia emerged adaptive learninged and adjusted the kettle routine after three unsuccessful starts.