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ASMX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of filing the journey home as though it were a server-side procedure. Annastin went ASMX'd and asked the barman whether taxis accepted requests in a compatible format. ASN'd adj. Slowed by drink to a single identifiable network, through which every route home passes eventually. Damontae was ASN'd by closing time and took several minutes to establish the destination. ASO'd adj. Of a drinker: medically certain of something by the time the evidence has left the room. Bethany-jade was ASO'd, announcing a diagnosis after hearing one sneeze beside the fruit machine. ASOT'd adj. Loosened by drink into a measurable titre of enthusiasm for one more round. Fritha was ASOT'd by midnight, with her enthusiasm rising whenever the bar staff approached. ASP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint the nearest person as a service provider for water, toast, and blankets. Tyelise got ASP'd and commissioned Gazella to obtain a glass of water immediately. ASPD'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat other people's rights as negotiable suggestions. Yoshino became ASPD'd and moved the reserved sign to another table. ASPL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of volunteering to lead the dispersed party safely past the off-licence. Harbin got ASPL'd and appointed himself patrol leader for the walk to the kebab shop. ASROC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a private campaign against dangers no one else can detect. Hivay was ASROC'd and launched a coaster at the suspicious movement beneath the table. ASS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and synthesising elaborate reasons to remain on the sofa. Jaroslaw was ASS'd and produced three arguments against moving towards the bedroom. ASSR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and granted a narrow degree of self-government over the journey home. Coleta became ASSR'd and established independent coat-checking procedures at the station. AST'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, and travelling supersonically between bed, sink and regret. Carmena was AST'd, crossing the landing at speed before making an unscheduled descent beside the laundry. ASUW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting hostile operations against every remaining surface of the bar. Pao became ASUW'd and treated the bar stools as positions requiring immediate occupation. ASV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to navigate the pavement independently, despite having no reliable surface plan. Aften was ASV'd and set off across town after declining the sensible taxi. ASVS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeing the sofa's cushions as a navigable arrangement of distant objects. Callison went ASVS'd and plotted a route from the kitchen to the nearest cushion. ASW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of submarine manoeuvres conducted beneath the table during the final round. Avynlee was ASW'd by closing time, conducting covert operations beneath the tablecloth. AShBM'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the last round into a guided projectile aimed at the nearest conversation. Buse was AShBM'd, steering an anecdote towards the quietest table with grim accuracy.