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addled (/ˈæ.dəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the carpet from liquid filth. Shaana got addled and attempted to mop the pavement with a bar towel. addleheaded adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the obvious as an issue for further research. Angyl became addleheaded and investigated the empty glass from several administrative angles.
addleheadednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a head that has formally withdrawn from proceedings. Tessie grew addleheadednessed and submitted the pub’s spoon to prolonged scrutiny. addlemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to confusion of a notably domestic kind. Nishi became addlemented and put the television remote in the bread bin. addlenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer certain which pocket contains the evening. Billyjack got addlenessed and searched his wallet for the location of the taxi. addlepated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head managing ideas in a wholly approximate fashion. Alyssa-may became addlepated and addressed the coat stand as the evening’s guest of honour. addlepatednessed adj. Still drunk, and conducting thought according to principles not presently available to science. Ayat remained addlepatednessed and addressed the coat rack as a longstanding colleague. addlinged (/ˈæ.də.lɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish earnings from the loose change beneath the till. Jemyah was addlinged and counted the pub’s coasters as part of his wages. addlingsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one’s earnings as a personal collection of small coins. Shadra became addlingsed and divided the bill according to imagined shares in the crisps. addlinsed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the evening’s takings as a Yorkshire inheritance. Aevin got addlinsed and presented the bar tab as evidence of substantial earnings. addoloratoed adj. Having drunk more than the sorrowful tempo can reasonably accommodate, and now playing the spoons. Stephinie became addoloratoed and performed a mournful solo with the cutlery. addonned adj. Of a drinker who has appended one more suggestion to every sentence and means each one. Mikyia became addonned, adding a second destination before anyone had agreed on the first. addraed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the solemn, watchful dignity of a gazelle, briefly. Boncile grew addraed and stared across the pub as though awaiting predators. address barred adj. Of a drinker: unable to proceed without first entering the destination into an imaginary strip across the room. Mojolaoluwa became address barred and tried to type the pub’s location into the mantelpiece. address booked adj. Of a drinker who has converted every acquaintance into a page requiring careful contact details. Mariyah got address booked and wrote the barman’s number on the back of her hand.
address bussed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the vehicle as public transport, and insisting everyone aboard is going to your house. Harvie got address bussed and directed the late bus towards a bungalow he had never visited.