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addled
(/ˈæ.dəld/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing the carpet from liquid filth.
Shaana got
addled
and attempted to mop the pavement with a bar towel.
addleheaded
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding the obvious as an issue for further research.
Angyl became
addleheaded
and investigated the empty glass from several administrative angles.
addleheadednessed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a head that has formally withdrawn from proceedings.
Tessie grew
addleheadednessed
and submitted the pub’s spoon to prolonged scrutiny.
addlemented
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and reduced to confusion of a notably domestic kind.
Nishi became
addlemented
and put the television remote in the bread bin.
addlenessed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and no longer certain which pocket contains the evening.
Billyjack got
addlenessed
and searched his wallet for the location of the taxi.
addlepated
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the head managing ideas in a wholly approximate fashion.
Alyssa-may became
addlepated
and addressed the coat stand as the evening’s guest of honour.
addlepatednessed
adj.
Still drunk, and conducting thought according to principles not presently available to science.
Ayat remained
addlepatednessed
and addressed the coat rack as a longstanding colleague.
addlinged
(/ˈæ.də.lɪŋd/)
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish earnings from the loose change beneath the till.
Jemyah was
addlinged
and counted the pub’s coasters as part of his wages.
addlingsed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard one’s earnings as a personal collection of small coins.
Shadra became
addlingsed
and divided the bill according to imagined shares in the crisps.
addlinsed
adj.
Having drunk enough to treat the evening’s takings as a Yorkshire inheritance.
Aevin got
addlinsed
and presented the bar tab as evidence of substantial earnings.
addoloratoed
adj.
Having drunk more than the sorrowful tempo can reasonably accommodate, and now playing the spoons.
Stephinie became
addoloratoed
and performed a mournful solo with the cutlery.
addonned
adj.
Of a drinker who has appended one more suggestion to every sentence and means each one.
Mikyia became
addonned
, adding a second destination before anyone had agreed on the first.
addraed
adj.
You have drunk enough to acquire the solemn, watchful dignity of a gazelle, briefly.
Boncile grew
addraed
and stared across the pub as though awaiting predators.
address barred
adj.
Of a drinker: unable to proceed without first entering the destination into an imaginary strip across the room.
Mojolaoluwa became
address barred
and tried to type the pub’s location into the mantelpiece.
address booked
adj.
Of a drinker who has converted every acquaintance into a page requiring careful contact details.
Mariyah got
address booked
and wrote the barman’s number on the back of her hand.
address bussed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising the vehicle as public transport, and insisting everyone aboard is going to your house.
Harvie got
address bussed
and directed the late bus towards a bungalow he had never visited.
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