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addresslessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced both destination and the expectation that anyone can find them. Rashadd went addresslessnessed and left his friends searching every pub between the station and home. addressmented adj. A drinker who directs sustained attention, speech and effort towards one unfortunate person. Karabella became addressmented and spent forty minutes explaining a bus timetable to one trapped colleague. addressographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available surface receives a mailing label, including several guests. Janesia got addressographed and labelled the coats before attempting to post the hatstand. addressored adj. Having drunk more than the occasion supports, and treating every gathering as an opportunity for a formal speech. Casey-mae got addressored and thanked the assembled customers for their continued support. addubitationed adj. The state of being drunk and introducing doubt into statements that had previously been perfectly straightforward. Kriselle became addubitationed and questioned whether the pub, the pavement or she herself was facing upwards. adducemented adj. The condition of a drinker who supports each new opinion with evidence gathered from whichever companion is nearest. Nolawi got adducemented and cited Annaya, the barman and a menu as authorities on the matter. adducered adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot make a point without bringing forward witnesses, objects or people who have left. Ermel became adducered and summoned three absent friends to support his case about the music. adducinned adj. Reduced by drink to regulating the room’s movements, drawing companions together and pulling others apart. Rammy got adducinned and rearranged the party according to who should be standing beside whom. adducted (/ˈæ.dʌktd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically joined to whatever is nearest. Kincade became adducted and spent ten minutes attached to the coat stand. adductioned (/əˈdʌk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing supporting evidence for every further drink. Chloe-leigh was adductioned and brought forward several reasons to remain at the bar. adductomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark has acquired an additional attachment. Shawn was adductomed, adding a fresh qualification to each already finished sentence. adductor hiatussed adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a passage from the front of the evening to the back. Hudhaifa was adductor hiatussed and moved from the bar to the rear room without explanation. adductor longused adj. Having drunk enough to keep one inner thigh working harder than the other. Bethany-jane was adductor longused and sat with one leg persistently drawn inwards. adductored (/əˈdʌktɚd/) adj. Too drunk to keep your limbs from drawing themselves towards the middle. Salama was adductored and repeatedly folded an elbow into the conversation. adeagused adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every departing handshake as a matter requiring ceremonial attention. Andro became adeagused and prolonged the farewell outside until the taxi abandoned the rank. adebed adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the evening in agricultural quantities. Ceandra was adebed and estimated the remaining wine in terms of a distant harvest.