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aderbasibed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's chemical reactions have been successfully inhibited by sitting down. Enya-grace was aderbasibed before the kettle could produce further complications. aderided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen floor appear inhabited by small, industrious beetles. Billy-george was aderided, following crumbs from the sofa to the fridge. adermatoglyphiaed (/eɪˌdɜː.mə.təʊˈɡlɪ.fɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving no reliable prints on the glass, the tap, or the fridge door. Dhillan was adermatoglyphiaed and could not identify which glass had been used. aderminned adj. Drunk on the strength of a vitamin tablet, or at least prepared to claim one was involved. Humzah was aderminned and credited the tablet for his successful arrival at the sofa. adesmied adj. The condition of a drinker who comes apart at the seams before reaching the bar. Yahushua got adesmied and lost the thread of a perfectly serviceable order. adespotaed (/əˈdɛspətəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who claims every remark in the saloon as anonymous literature. Jadaya went adespotaed and attributed his toast to an unnamed Greek poet. adessive cased adj. Softened by drink into remaining near the bar, the doorway, and any available source of support. Erlan became adessive cased and spent the last hour by the coat stand. adessived adj. Reduced by drink to hovering beside every conversation without quite joining it. Quinn was adessived, stationed by the fruit machine and listening to three separate stories. adevismed adj. Sharpened by drink into denying the existence of gods, landlords, and tomorrow morning. Damya went adevismed over the bitter and challenged the pub's entire celestial arrangement. adfixed adj. Loosened by drink into attaching a new beginning or ending to every word in the conversation. Kasib got adfixed and added unnecessary prefixes to the order for sausage rolls. adfluxioned adj. Loosened by drink into flowing towards the kitchen, usually with a glass of water. Vineet got adfluxioned and drifted towards the kitchen, where the tap was running. adfolked adj. Emboldened by drink to sell every passing thought as though it were a campaign. Laterian went adfolked and pitched the landlord a slogan for the hand-dryer. adfrontaled adj. Slowed by drink to dividing every thought into three narrow, carefully misaligned parts. Kily became adfrontaled and took several minutes to explain the missing bar towel. adged adj. Sharpened by drink into an obsolete measure of time, with the present treated as several years ago. Keleigh grew adged and dated the landlord's dog to a remarkably early period. adhakaed adj. Drunk and carrying precisely two and a half kilos of confidence into the pub quiz. Billie-ann arrived adhakaed, weighing every answer against an imaginary sack of flour. adhanned (/ɑːˈðɑːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the last orders call is answered with four solemn toasts. Rangimarie got adhanned and announced the final round in a voice of ceremonial importance.