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adhocismed adj. Describing a drinker who invents a governing rule only when required to use it. Achilles was adhocismed and established a new procedure for opening the crisps. adhockeried adj. You are drunk and treating every unforeseen circumstance as a complete method. Jerimi was adhockeried and used the coat check ticket as a map. adhocnessed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by arrangements made too recently to be useful. Charis was adhocnessed and devised a short-term policy for the coat cupboard. adhocracied (/adˈhɒkɹəsid/) adj. You are drunk and governing the evening according to immediate necessity, usually involving toast. Verdo was adhocracied, reorganising supper whenever someone mentioned hunger. adhocrated (/adhəˈkɹatd/) adj. Describing a drinker who entrusts each urgent decision to whoever is standing closest. Ivelin was adhocrated and left the route home to a man carrying a bicycle. adhortationed adj. A drinker who delivers solemn advice at length, then recommends going home for toast. Laquise was adhortationed and urged restraint before ordering chips for the table. adhumuloned adj. Drunk, with the result that every hop-derived bitterness in the room acquires a complicated chemical explanation. Mark-anthony got adhumuloned and subjected the bar staff to a lengthy account of hop constituents. adhyasaed adj. Drunk to a degree that you attribute the landlord's opinions to the coat beside him. Yacquelin got adhyasaed and argued with Zolton's coat about a disagreement neither had expressed. adi-gurued adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself the original spiritual authority of whoever remains at the table. Kalan became adi-gurued and offered Aviana a succession of teachings between mouthfuls of crisps. adiabated adj. Drunk on the strength of a pressure-and-temperature graph, and attempting to plot the party accordingly. Kamarion got adiabated and explained to Safeer why the room was cooling as everyone moved away. adiabatic coolinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and expanding socially until everyone nearby has cooled towards the exits. Reaiah got adiabatic coolinged and watched Oralee retreat as though measuring atmospheric expansion. adiabatic lapse rated adj. Drunk by closing time, and losing warmth at a predictable rate as the conversation rises. Sherese became adiabatic lapse rated and grew colder with every attempt Roberts made to leave. adiabatic walled adj. Still drunk, and permitting no emotional heat or useful information to pass between you and your companions. Oyindamola remained adiabatic walled while Errika tried three subjects and received no response. adiabaticitied adj. Too drunk to exchange warmth, information, or responsibility with anyone else at the table. Savahna got adiabaticitied and left Hermon to negotiate the taxi, the bill, and the apologies. adiabaticked (/ˌeɪ.dɪəˈbæt.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and describing every change in the room as a curve on a graph. Macaulay became adiabaticked and drew temperature lines on Chun's receipt. adiabolisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to deny the Devil while blaming every decision on an unnamed external force. Mekko became adiabolisted and assured Ayja that no supernatural agency explained the missing chips.