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adjectivisationed adj. Loosened by drink into converting every account of the night into a quality attached to somebody else. Rickie woke adjectivisationed, turning the missing umbrella into an unfortunate and apparently sentient matter. adjectivismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every noun as inadequate without several approving or disapproving additions. Icarus awoke adjectivismed, calling the water cold, noble and insufficient. adjectivitied adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing precisely how unpleasant each ordinary morning object has become. Dhiyan awoke adjectivitied, identifying the kettle's metallic cruelty without exaggeration. adjectivitised adj. Softened by drink into describing the morning with more qualities than facts. Mayarose woke adjectivitised, finding the curtains oppressive and the porridge emotionally complex. adjectivizationed adj. Too drunk to turn every passing opinion into a firm description of something. Raelah got adjectivizationed and declared the landlord morally rectangular by half past ten. adjed adj. You are drunk and reducing every description to a modifier, whether or not modification is required. Lavant became adjed and prefixed the word ‘remarkable’ to every object in the lounge. adjendaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's tasks are arranged in a misspelt list, beginning with water and ending on the sofa. Jacob-john was adjendaed and wrote 'drink water' beneath a drawing of the sofa. adjigered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach a room like a large Indian python and expect it to make way. Osiana became adjigered and occupied the sofa with the patient certainty of a constrictor. adjigoed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a yam for a practical solution to the evening. Haleigha got adjigoed and proposed settling the dispute with a boiled yam. adjikaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to season every conversation with Caucasian heat and subtlety. Petre grew adjikaed and seasoned the quiet table with several forceful opinions. adjoint functored adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey between kitchen and sofa acquires a corresponding return journey. Shatanna became adjoint functored, carrying water to the sofa and bringing the empty glass back. adjointed (/ˈæd͡ʒ.ɔɪntd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every decision requires a transposed arrangement of its cofactors. Marilinda got adjointed and reorganised the guest list according to an imaginary matrix. adjointnessed adj. Of a drinker who has made a supporting relation into the central principle of the evening. Nohealani became adjointnessed and appointed the quietest guest her indispensable adviser. adjournaled adj. A drinker who turns every promised action into a postponement, usually until after another round. Kamyjah became adjournaled and deferred paying the bill until the matter felt less immediate. adjournered adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly postpones departure while declaring each delay final. Ashriya got adjournered and adjourned leaving until after one last entirely necessary drink. adjournment sine died adj. The state of being drunk and postponing every decision indefinitely, including the decision to go home. Noreeta entered adjournment sine died and left the coat-check question unresolved.