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adjunctioned adj. A drinker who joins every available object to the next, including mugs, cushions, and the television remote. Tynleigh became adjunctioned and added the water glass to the chain of things beside the sofa. adjunctived adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence joins two equally important thoughts, neither willing to yield. Tierza got adjunctived and connected the cold tea to the moral condition of the household. adjunctivenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to leave anything alone, adding a further object or thought to every arrangement. Adaelyn grew adjunctivenessed and attached a spoon, a coaster, and a blanket to the supper plate. adjunctivitied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every item in the room function as an unnecessary addition to another. Raeanah became adjunctivitied and treated the remote as an accessory to the biscuit tin. adjurationed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers grave warnings to the kettle, the sofa, and anyone approaching the leftovers. Betiel grew adjurationed and warned the kettle not to boil itself into trouble. adjurered adj. Reduced by drink to solemnly implore the cushions to remain where they are. Emeth became adjurered and begged the sofa not to make any sudden structural changes. adjuringed adj. Sharpened by drink into solemnly warning the kitchen furniture against further alterations to the evening. Fazil became adjuringed and warned the toaster that one more incident would be recorded. adjurored adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly pleading with household objects as though they possessed discretion. Jessenia grew adjurored and asked the fridge, very gently, to keep its opinions to itself. adjustabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every chair, cushion and blanket seems adjustable to the occasion. Aino became adjustabilitied and spent ten minutes improving the sofa before lying on the floor. adjustable bended adj. Emboldened by drink to join two household tasks securely while retaining the option of changing one’s mind. Asyra became adjustable bended and tied the tea towel to the cupboard handle for later use. adjustable hitched adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every household arrangement is altered without being untied from its place. Jonikka grew adjustable hitched and repositioned the water glass without releasing the sofa cushion. adjustable looped adj. Drunk and repeatedly resizing the same circle of cushions, as though comfort depended on exact circumference. Saelah got adjustable looped and rebuilt the cushion ring around the glass of water. adjustable pliersed adj. Drunk to the point where every household repair appears to require gripping, tightening and a plumber. Latira became adjustable pliersed and tried to tighten the tap with a wooden spoon. adjustable spannered adj. Drunk enough to tighten or loosen anything in reach, particularly taps, chair legs, and the evening’s remaining plans. Myliyah became adjustable spannered and attempted to improve the kitchen tap before finding the sofa. adjustable wrenched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a household repair from an argument with a stubborn nut. Ruaidri got adjustable wrenched and challenged the kitchen tap to resist him. adjustabled adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose posture, plans, and distance from the water glass are all negotiable. Chayna got adjustabled and changed her route to the sofa three times.