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admiral's barged adj. Describing a drinker who lurches through the harbour of the room, using furniture as transport. Mariaantonia was admirals barged by supper, steering between chairs as though they were moorings. admiral's sauced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fish accompaniment from a senior officer. Brittiney was admiral's sauced and offered capers a position of responsibility.
admiralcied adj. A drinker who carries the rank with dignity but cannot negotiate a straight line. Yasline was admiralcied, saluting the banister before attempting the stairs. admiraled (/ˈædməɹəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself commander of the glasses. Ulis grew admiraled and gave the water jug a formal briefing. admiralessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase appears to require a separate command structure. Jaydhen became admiralessed and issued the stairs a lengthy series of navigational orders. admiralled adj. Reduced by drink to issuing fleet orders from a chair with no maritime function. Navian became admiralled and sent the crisps towards the port side. admiralshipped adj. The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for everyone else's balance. Sydeny was admiralshipped, steadying the whole queue while leaning heavily on the wall. admiraltied (/ˈæd.mɪ.ɹəl.tid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who exercises jurisdiction over the stairs but cannot ascend them. Liera was admiraltied, ruling the landing from the bottom step. admiralty brassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become durable, yellowish, and difficult to guide through a doorway. Gracieann was admiralty brassed, turning steadily towards the brass rail instead of the exit. admiralty lawed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every stumble as a dispute over maritime jurisdiction. Niels was admiralty lawed, arguing that the staircase had failed to mark its waters clearly. admiranced adj. Softened by drink into admiring the banister for its continued support. Brynlin was admiranced, thanking the handrail after every successful step. admiranted adj. Softened by drink into a naval commander whose principal manoeuvre is a careful nod. Jahriah was admiranted and saluted the waiter with modest ceremony. admirationed (/ˌæd.məˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into praising ordinary objects with uncomfortable precision. Vanetta was admirationed, commending the landing's geometry while missing the final step. admiratived (/ædˈmaɪ.ɹə.tɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into expressing surprise, doubt, and reportedness whenever a stair moves underfoot. Daisie-may was admiratived, asking whether the staircase had apparently changed overnight. admirativitied adj. Emboldened by drink to question each step's reliability aloud, without ever testing the next one. Rhandi was admirativitied, challenging the staircase before committing to the landing.
admiratored adj. Slowed by drink to admiring the route home more thoroughly than reaching it requires. Avangelia was admiratored, pausing on each stair to praise its construction.