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adult starred adj. The drunkenness of one who performs every movement as though an unseen audience had paid for it. Shanquil became adult starred and took a bow after successfully sitting down. adult survivored adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the evening through instinct, caution and several strategically placed handrails. Kijani was adult survivored by the landing, proceeding down the stairs with measured determination.
adult third culture kidded adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's pronunciation while remaining uncertain where home is. Kevondrick got adult third culture kidded and corrected the barman's map from halfway up the stairs. adult-onset diabetesed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gradual loss of control as a longstanding medical condition. Jariana got adult-onset diabetesed and described missing the step as a chronic condition. adult-oriented rocked adj. Emboldened by drink to request soft guitar music while swaying beyond the limits of balance. Sieria got adult-oriented rocked and slow-danced with the stair rail to a yacht-rock chorus. adultcentrismed adj. Slowed by drink to assuming every younger person is mistaken, especially about the safest route downstairs. Jesli got adultcentrismed and overruled the teenager who knew where the stairs were. adulted (/əˈdʌltd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached full size without acquiring corresponding control. Poet was adulted by ten, though the evening had not improved the judgement. adulteranted adj. Drunk to the point where every clear thought has acquired an unwelcome foreign ingredient. Silis became adulteranted and added irrelevant qualifications to ordering a pint. adulteratenessed adj. Drunk enough to have lost the purity of purpose required for walking straight. Alaura got adulteratenessed and reached the landing by a route containing several walls. adulterationed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping any thought in its original form. Alexane got adulterationed and turned a simple apology into a lengthy account of the stairs. adulteratored adj. Drunk beyond the ability to leave an arrangement, object or sentence unaltered. Mariatheresa got adulteratored and rearranged the pub furniture before attempting the stairs. adultered adj. Drunk and conducting private correspondence with people who have not consented to receive it. Onyx got adultered and sent a romantic message to someone saved only as Plumber. adulterered (/əˈdʌltəɹəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby conversation seem privately addressed to you. Yennifer got adulterered and joined a discussion about boilers from halfway up the stairs. adulteressed adj. Drunk, with the result that marital status appears a minor obstacle to conversation. Magno became adulteressed and complimented the wedding ring before missing the first stair. adulteried (/əˈdʌltəɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every lapse in coordination as an invitation to intimacy. Lauron got adulteried and held the banister as though it had made a personal commitment.
adulterined (/əˈdʌltəɹaɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of seeming connected to the evening by doubtful and indirect means. Elec got adulterined and gave three incompatible accounts of how he reached the landing.