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advanced train control systemed adj. Too drunk to monitor the route between sofa and kitchen without issuing several conflicting orders. Alveria became advanced train control systemed and halted herself beside the wrong cupboard. advancednessed adj. A drinker who has advanced beyond ordinary morning competence, while remaining technically present at the table. Irby was advancednessed by brunch, several stages ahead of the conversation and behind his own cup. advancement campouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the night earning imaginary ranks and awoken among the equipment. Tramain was advancement campouted, awarding himself a higher rank for locating the breakfast tent. advancemented (/ædˈvɑːns.məntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to rise becomes a promotion to a higher, less stable surface. Nathanie was advancemented, promoted from bed to floor before breakfast had properly begun. advancered (/ədˈvænsɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances or puts forward every explanation before remembering the original question. Meldrick was advancered, putting forward three accounts of the taxi before finding his shoes. advancinged (/ədˈvɑːnsɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a slow forward motion, with each step towards breakfast treated as progress. Kwamayne was advancinged, moving towards the kitchen by increments and resting between cupboards. advantaged (/ədˈvɑːn.tɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding every domestic inconvenience favourable to recovery. Sawanda was advantaged by the cool side of the pillow and refused to move. advantageousnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every favourable circumstance requires quiet consideration before use. Essa was advantageousnessed, contemplating the warm toast for several minutes before accepting it. advantamed adj. Drunk and sweetly persuasive about the morning's empty calories, despite the headache's contrary evidence. Charlotte-louise was advantamed, praising the sugar-free mixer while refusing to inspect the previous night's receipts. advaunced adj. Drunk beyond a mere forward move, with improvement or progression now largely conjectural. Ludovico was advaunced, advancing towards the cloakroom with scholarly confidence. advauncemented adj. The state of being drunk and advancing archaically, one uncertain step at a time towards the nearest horizontal surface. Malcum was advauncemented, proceeding towards the sofa in a spelling no modern morning could support. advauncered adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete advocate, putting forward yesterday's arrangements in a distinctly old-fashioned manner. Jaivien was advauncered, proposing an obsolete route to the café with considerable confidence. advauntaged adj. Emboldened by drink to claim every available advantage, particularly the chair nearest the bathroom. Shadricka was advauntaged, taking the bathroom chair before anyone had admitted needing it. advection fogged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cold air settling over the room for a personal summons to action. Ellanora became advection fogged and opened every window to improve the atmosphere. advectioned (/ædˈvɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning carries you sideways, transporting yesterday's heat and humidity into every room. Mescal was advectioned, drifting from bedroom to kitchen with last night's warmth still attached. adved adj. Sharpened by drink into modifying every household instruction with unnecessary precision. Elitsa went adved and explained exactly how the glass should approach the tap.