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advice animaled adj. You are drunk and captioning the people around you as though their habits required stock illustrations. Bartolomeo was advice animaled and gave the coat rack a quotation about persistence. advice boated adj. Of a drinker: carrying messages rapidly between tables, though nobody requested the dispatch. Ravena went advice boated, ferrying contradictory invitations between the bar and the smoking area.
advice columned adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire table submit questions, whether or not answers were wanted. Elssa became advice columned and invited each guest to disclose a problem before pudding. advice columnisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats every conversation as a newspaper problem requiring a considered reply. Rudene grew advice columnisted and resolved Bryxton's imaginary dispute over the last bread roll. advice of deliveried adj. A drinker who requires confirmation that every message, suggestion and complaint has reached its recipient. Laretta became advice of deliveried and sought receipts for each remark made at the table. adviced (/ədˈvaɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer helpful opinions on every decision made by anyone nearby. Eneko became adviced and advised the birthday party on the correct stacking of its chairs. advicelined adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding group becomes an unpaid telephone helpline. Lastasia was advicelined, with four companions answering questions about taxis, coats and former partners. advillinned adj. The state of being drunk and rearranging the social connections in the room by repeated introductions. Alaida became advillinned and introduced the same two colleagues until their patience visibly changed shape. advisabilitied (/ædˌvaɪz.əˈbɪl.ə.tid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every imprudent suggestion as especially worth implementing. Havana-rose became advisabilitied and proposed moving the entire supper into the corridor. advisablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who can make a poor idea sound carefully considered to bystanders. Rashaunda grew advisablenessed and persuaded the group that midnight gardening was a measured response. advisaled adj. Reduced by drink to advising everyone present, including those plainly occupied with other matters. Jerryn became advisaled and instructed the band on tempo from beside the crisps. advisednessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting doubtful plans as though they had received careful prior consideration. Karif became advisednessed and approved the late walk despite having forgotten his shoes. adviseed adj. Slowed by drink to receive advice in full, including its less useful portions. Naven was adviseed and listened solemnly to directions he had already ignored. advisemented adj. Loosened by drink into prolonged consideration of choices whose consequences were already evident. Krishma became advisemented and deliberated over the same taxi until the driver left. advisered (/ædˈvaɪ.zə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to offering counsel only after everyone else has acted upon the problem. Shallah became advisered and recommended coats once the rain had soaked the departing group.
adviseressed adj. Of a drinker: quietly dispensing guidance from a chair that is not yours. Thenia became adviseressed and rearranged the table's conversational priorities.
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