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aegyoed (/ˈɛɡ.joʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become charmingly adorable, chiefly in the opinion of the drinker concerned. Chinedum got aegyoed and offered the landlord an ornamental bow with both hands. aegypiined adj. Describing a drinker who circles patiently above the remains of the buffet. Latoyna became aegypiined and surveyed the unattended sandwiches from a respectful height. aegyptianellosised adj. A drinker who has acquired a minute, persistent infection of the evening's least defensible idea. Malajah grew aegyptianellosised and repeated the same proposal until the landlord removed the chalk. aegyptinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the salivary glands appear to have assumed executive authority. Innessa became aegyptinned and delivered a detailed account of mosquito secretions to the taxi driver. aegyptismed adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting the evening by indirect, irritating vectors. Fitzhugh was aegyptismed, passing his theory from guest to guest without apparent contact. aegyptosuchided adj. Drunk and resembling an extinct crocodile, chiefly in patience and dental arrangement. Bernardette stood aegyptosuchided by the buffet, waiting for an opportunity to advance. aegyrined adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined towards sodium, iron and unnecessary certainty. Dannish was aegyrined and arranged the crisps as though documenting a silicate specimen. aelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself forefather of everyone within conversational range. Audreona became aelled and traced the family's supposed origins through three unrelated bar stools. aelodiconned adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a faint, spring-like complaint whenever the previous night is mentioned. Yizel was aelodiconned over toast, answering every question with a small metallic note of regret. aelurillined adj. Reduced by drink to a small spider's strategy: wait, observe, and move only when the route is unavoidable. Inayaa was aelurillined, poised beneath the table and watching the crisps with predatory patience. aelurophiled (/iːˈljʊəɹəˌfaɪld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every cat in the neighbourhood has come to supervise recovery. Ashlee woke aelurophiled and thanked three passing cats for their concern. aelurophobed adj. Too drunk to approach a cat, including the printed one on a packet of biscuits. Juleena woke aelurophobed and turned the biscuit packet face down. aelurophobiaed adj. Drunk and convinced every cat in the room is plotting against you. Angel got aelurophobiaed and challenged the landlord’s tabby to a staring contest. aemulationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby boast becomes a challenge requiring immediate improvement. Malayka got aemulationed and tried to better the landlord's story about a flooded cellar. aenached adj. Softened by drink into an ancient fair, with several competing stalls and no reliable means of departure. Lyrae became aenached and invited the entire pub to inspect an imaginary livestock judging. aeneused adj. Sharpened by drink into a bronze freshwater catfish, alert in appearance and ungainly in transit. Gilfred was aeneused and nosed along the buffet as though searching for a suitable riverbed.