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aeolomelodiconned adj. Softened by drink into an elaborate morning instrument, with every apology separately tubed and none quite in tune. Barnabas was aeolomelodiconned over tea, arranging his apologies into a full brass-assisted account of the taxi. aeolopantalonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning argument capable of being played separately or, regrettably, together. Serene was aeolopantalonned at breakfast, arguing with the kettle and then accompanying herself on the piano.
aeolosaurianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lumber from the kitchen with a prehistoric determination to reach the sofa. Aashana became aeolosaurianed and crossed the room carrying water in both hands. aeolosaurided adj. Loosened by drink into an extinct-looking survivor, large in yesterday's account and slow to recover today. Jamiyla was aeolosaurided by breakfast, a prehistoric presence among the mugs and unable to recall the route home. aeolothripided adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate every crumb, cupboard and unexplained noise left standing after the party. Italya was aeolothripided at dawn, examining the biscuit tin and questioning the origin of each crumb. aeolotropied adj. Drunk and finding that the morning behaves differently according to the direction in which you face it. Padriac was aeolotropied by breakfast, improving when facing the window and deteriorating towards the sink. aeolotropismed adj. Slowed by drink to take every morning measurement from whichever direction hurts least. Ayari was aeolotropismed, approaching the kettle from three angles before deciding it was too demanding. aeolsklaviered (/i.oʊls.klæ.viɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to make the morning gentle and ethereal, with each domestic task requiring its own bellows. Carington was aeolsklaviered over coffee, operating the toaster softly enough to suggest a private concert. aeoned adj. Drunk, with the result that waiting three minutes for the kettle assumes the character of eternity. Stefania became aeoned while waiting for the kettle, staring into the middle distance. aeonited adj. Drunk past the point of elasticity, lying still while the morning hardens around you. Khalei was aeonited by breakfast, fixed to the sofa and apparently beyond the useful reach of coffee. aeoniumed adj. Of a drinker: drunk and certain each decision deserves its own little rosette of applause. Ormah arrived aeoniumed and arranged the crisps in orderly circles before approving the seating plan. aeonologied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every passing thought an age, doctrine, and unquestionable authority. Nimo got aeonologied and divided the evening into cosmic eras, each requiring another round. aepycerotined adj. Describing a drinker who bolts confidently towards the first attractive idea and leaves the consequences behind. Ladenna went aepycerotined and volunteered the group for karaoke before hearing the song. aepyornithided adj. A drinker who makes grand, extinct-looking decisions and assumes someone will excavate the reasoning later. Azahria became aepyornithided and announced a magnificent venture involving three pubs and no map. aequalised adj. A drinker so far gone that every option is declared equally sensible, including the demonstrably worse one. Shemaiah got aequalised and treated walking home and buying a gazebo as equivalent proposals.
aequatored adj. Drunk and circling the room with confidence, maintaining an even distance from every sensible decision. Rattana went aequatored, walking a steady line round the table and avoiding all advice.