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aerobated adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform aerial manoeuvres between the tables. Briella went aerobated and vaulted the puddle by the dartboard. aerobaticsed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt aircraft manoeuvres while carrying a half-pint. Khalifah became aerobaticsed and rolled beneath the coat hooks. aerobeaconned adj. You have drunk enough to require warning lights around the taller furniture. Jalina was aerobeaconned, flashing a phone torch at the doorway. aerobed (/ˈɛː.rəʊbd/) adj. Having drunk more than the oxygen in the snug can reasonably support. Guyneth was aerobed, insisting the open window constituted life support. aerobiaed adj. You are drunk and requiring oxygen, particularly after crossing the room. Triston was aerobiaed, resting between the bar and the lavatory. aerobicitied adj. Of a drinker: operating on oxygen, enthusiasm and a diminishing supply of balance. Benilde was aerobicitied, breathing hard after collecting two packets of crisps. aerobicsed (/əˈɹəʊbɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub carpet into an exercise mat. Kyliemarie got aerobicsed and performed lunges beside the jukebox. aerobicweared adj. Describing a drinker who has dressed for exercise but undertaken only the bar crawl. Shivana arrived aerobicweared and completed three strenuous trips to the toilets. aerobiesed adj. A drinker who has become a colony of small, oxygen-dependent pub decisions. Eleysa was aerobiesed, each breath producing another reason to stay. aerobiologied adj. Drunk to a degree that every airborne speck acquires a life cycle and a personal grievance. Dorottya became aerobiologied and classified the pub dust by means of sneezing. aerobiologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the air, the bar and its occupants require field notes. Tonjia became aerobiologisted and sampled the atmosphere near every pump. aerobionted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring air for survival, and preferably someone else's crisps. Fahtima was aerobionted and breathed solemnly into the empty crisp packet. aerobioscoped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every breath is sampled for bacteria before being exhaled. Shantha grew aerobioscoped and inspected each breath as though submitting laboratory evidence. aerobiosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained by air, oxygen, and a packet of peanuts. Juniata was aerobiosised and continued living largely through the pub's open doorway. aerobismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and respiring aerobically with the solemnity of a scientific demonstration. Kassa became aerobismed and performed vigorous respiration beside the fruit machine. aeroboarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and expanded into a lightweight insulating material against the bar. Rhasheen was aeroboarded and wedged neatly between the radiator and the wall.