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aeroboated adj. Still drunk, and proceeding across the beer with the dignity of a flying boat. Siosiua went aeroboated through the crowded lounge, leaving a wake of overturned glasses. aerobombed adj. Too drunk to remain at altitude, and eventually delivered to the sofa from above. Nickoli became aerobombed and descended upon the armchair without consulting its occupants. aeroboted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct autonomous research within the atmosphere of the kitchen. Kordae went aeroboted and surveyed the kitchen without receiving instructions from anyone. aerobraked adj. Having drunk enough to reduce velocity by dragging every available coat sleeve behind you. Shreeya became aerobraked and slowed herself against the curtains near the exit. aerobrakinged adj. Having drunk more than orbital velocity permits, and settling into a stable trajectory around the lavatory. Adner was aerobrakinged and established a reliable orbit between the bar and the lavatory. aerobridged (/ˈɛəɹ.əʊˌbɹɪdʒd/) adj. A drinker who has established an elevated route between sofa and kitchen, usually by leaning on furniture. Cataldo was aerobridged from sofa to sink by a careful chain of chair backs. aerobused adj. You have drunk enough to become an airliner, carrying several passengers towards the kebab shop. Pandi was aerobused and transported four companions across town for chips. aerocabed adj. You are drunk and operating a flying taxi whose destination is, regrettably, your own sofa. Tansi became aerocabed and offered lifts to people already sitting in the same room. aerocameraed adj. Of a drinker: photographing the room from an elevated perspective, usually while standing on a chair. Mahia grew aerocameraed and documented the buffet from atop a dining chair. aerocaptured adj. Of a drinker who has entered a closed orbit around the bar and requires only minor corrections. Suzy became aerocaptured and completed several small corrective burns beside the optics. aerocared adj. Describing a drinker who believes the taxi has acquired wings and the hedge is a runway. Ermina became aerocared and attempted to reverse the taxi into the night sky. aerocartographed adj. A drinker who surveys the terrain stereoscopically, then plots a course across the carpet. Mickyle went aerocartographed and surveyed the floor before approaching the nearest chair. aerocartographied adj. A drinker so far gone that the room requires an aerial survey before reaching the toilet. aeroceled adj. The state of being drunk and containing an air-filled cavity, principally beneath the waistcoat. Cassie was aeroceled and complained that her waistcoat had developed internal weather. aeroclubed adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised the pilots, grounded the aircraft, and misplaced the keys. Joules was aeroclubed and elected himself chairman of the pub's imaginary hangar. aerocolposed (/ɛːɹəʊˈkɒlpɒsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a vessel containing trapped gas, with no prospect of dignified release. Sone became aerocolposed and blamed the chair for the ensuing atmospheric incident.