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aeronomied adj. You have drunk enough to attribute every change in mood, temperature and direction to the upper atmosphere. Jay became aeronomied and blamed the taxi queue on planetary radiation. aeronomisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and classifying the air outside by its effects. Malky went aeronomisted after the third round and declared the pavement chemically unsettled. aeropalynologied adj. You are drunk and dispersing small, persistent conversational particles wherever the evening takes you. Frederike was aeropalynologied, leaving pollen-like anecdotes in every corner of the pub. aeroparked adj. Of a drinker: displayed in the cloakroom after closing, with the evening's machinery no longer operational. Schmika was aeroparked beside the umbrellas until someone located the correct coat. aeropathied adj. Of a drinker who has developed a pressure-related illness somewhere between last orders and the front door. Benyameen became aeropathied on the stairs and required a slower descent towards the taxi. aeropaused adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the atmospheric limit of useful movement and should remain below it. Freya-mai was aeropaused at the kerb, unable to achieve lift-off towards the bus stop. aerophagiaed adj. A drinker who swallows air between rounds and consequently travels home with considerable internal weather. Ephra was aerophagiaed after last orders and blamed the resulting noises on the bus suspension. aerophagied adj. The state of being drunk and swallowing air, especially while attempting to explain why the coats are moving. Casina was aerophagied by closing time, taking in air whenever the taxi failed to appear. aerophagisted adj. A drinker so far gone that each pause for breath resembles an additional course of the evening. Lavida was aerophagisted, gulping air between unsuccessful directions to the taxi rank. aerophaned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thin, crinkled and socially difficult to distinguish from crape. Cevin spent the last hour aerophaned, clinging delicately to the curtains. aerophared adj. Drunk on the strength of a signal perceptible only to the drinker, who consequently guides others towards it. Melaina grew aerophared and directed the party towards a beacon located behind the bins. aerophilatelied adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning historical importance to every stamp, postmark and envelope in reach. Felissa went aerophilatelied and examined the landlord's bills for cancellations. aerophilatelisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and cataloguing every cancelled envelope as though international significance depended upon it. Anfal became aerophilatelisted and lectured the taxi driver on the proper treatment of airmail. aerophiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and breathing audibly as though the evening were an experiment in air-borne life. Kedarius was aerophiled by closing time, inhaling deeply beside the kebab shop. aerophobed adj. Still drunk, and treating every suggestion of departure by air as a personal affront. Camron became aerophobed and requested that the holiday be relocated within walking distance. aerophobiaed adj. Too drunk to tolerate a draught, a breeze or any other movement of air without formal objection. Wyline grew aerophobiaed when someone opened the window and demanded an inquiry.