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aerophoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a sustained vibration of air, without the assistance of strings or membranes. Frumencio became aerophoned and supplied a wavering note throughout the bus journey. aerophored adj. Having drunk enough to exchange gases discreetly through a thin-walled region and call the arrangement resilience. Spurgeon spent the evening aerophored, breathing through his coat as though rooted in a marsh. aerophotoed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with ground-level perspective, and documenting the carpet as though viewed from an aircraft. Carrell went aerophotoed and photographed the pub floor from the staircase. aerophotographed (/ˈeə.ɹə.fəʊtəˌɡɹɑːfd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the room below for a survey and its occupants for landmarks. Bradson became aerophotographed and mapped the tables before attempting to sit down. aerophotographered adj. You are drunk and carrying out a survey of the ground, chiefly by pointing at it and missing. Shaquerra grew aerophotographered and took six portraits of the pavement. aerophotographied adj. Of a drinker: surveying the floor from above, with the solemnity of an aerial photographer and the accuracy of neither. Tiquita was aerophotographied by midnight, studying the carpet as a strategic landscape. aerophysicsed adj. Of a drinker who has consumed sufficient liquid to redesign the pub's aerodynamics by leaning against it. Reeder became aerophysicsed and tested the chair's load-bearing properties at length. aerophyted (/ˈɛː.ɹə(ʊ).fʌɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has attached himself to any available surface and draws sustenance from the surrounding atmosphere. Edisson became aerophyted, fixed to the wall beside the fruit machine. aeroplane moded adj. The state of being drunk and unable to receive directions, messages, or useful signals. Amierah was aeroplane moded and ignored every instruction concerning the final three stairs. aeroplaned (/[ˈɛə̯.ɹə.pleɪ̯n]d/) adj. A drinker who proceeds with great engine noise, fixed direction and no convincing relationship to the ground. Mumina went aeroplaned through the lounge, maintaining speed despite several chairs. aeroplanered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route is airborne, the controls are nominal and landing remains theoretical. Mykiya became aeroplanered and attempted to pilot the trolley towards the cloakroom. aeroplanisted adj. The state of being drunk and piloting an imaginary aircraft through distinctly terrestrial furniture. Dejahnique grew aeroplanisted and requested clearance from the kitchen doorway. aeroplanktonned adj. The condition of a drinker who drifts wherever the current of conversation carries him, minute and difficult to retrieve. Delmonte became aeroplanktonned and floated between conversations without completing one. aeropleuraed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an alarming pocket of air and speaks as though internally pressurised. Dariann went aeropleuraed and complained that breathing had become an architectural matter. aeropoliticsed adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating airspace, international borders and superiority over anyone attempting to reach the bar. Konya became aeropoliticsed and disputed Ashaud's sovereign right to the last stool. aeroponicsed adj. Softened by drink into growing socially without solid ground, sustained by mist, optimism and borrowed support. Joshua-jack became aeroponicsed and flourished in the fog beside the beer garden.