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aesculinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become resinous, medicinal and unexpectedly fond of horse chestnuts. Darcey grew aesculinned and offered the landlord a conker as collateral. aeshnided adj. Drunk in a way that sends you patrolling the pub like a hawker dragonfly. Heleena went aeshnided and made several low passes over the crisps. aesired adj. Drunk, with the result that you appoint the regulars as a pantheon and yourself their herald. Mutasim got aesired and declared the corner table suitable for the chief gods. aesthenopiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the menu blurred, the lights offensive, and the chips unexpectedly doubled. Halah was aesthenopiaed and ordered two portions because the first appeared to have companions. aesthenosphered adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled beneath the social surface while others carried on above. Dewand became aesthenosphered beneath the conversation and required Henry-thomas to retrieve his coat. aesthesiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the carpet, jukebox and salted peanuts acquire separate sensations. Veanna became aesthesiaed and discussed the tactile qualities of the bar towel. aesthesicsed adj. You are drunk and studying the washing machine, the kettle and the sofa as though each were performing music. Jasalynn became aesthesicsed and listened intently to the refrigerator's contribution. aesthesiologied adj. Of a drinker: attentive to every sensation, especially the sofa beneath you and water approaching your mouth. Julissa became aesthesiologied and described the sofa's left cushion in careful detail. aesthesiometered adj. Drunk past the point of measuring tactile sensitivity, finding the morning-after blanket equally rough on both sides. Trynati woke aesthesiometered, unable to rank the pillow, sheet, and carpet by comfort. aesthesiometried adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every morning-after sensation duly measured, but none especially understood. Cathyjo woke aesthesiometried, cataloguing the kettle’s warmth without finding it comforting. aesthesioneuroblastomaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after nose has resigned, leaving coffee present only as an administrative rumour. Kado woke aesthesioneuroblastomaed, unable to smell coffee but certain it was nearby. aesthesiophysiologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a morning-after study of perception with the equipment still in bed. Nickelous woke aesthesiophysiologied, investigating why sunlight felt louder than the kettle. aesthesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to elemental awareness of the kettle, the carpet, and regret. Teshaun woke aesthesised, fully aware of the kettle and nothing else that mattered. aesthetasced adj. Drunk by the third round, and following the smell of chips with laboratory precision. Sharissa went aesthetasced and tracked the kitchen's chips from the far end of the bar. aestheted (/ˈiːs.θiːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and valuing the pub mirror above the practical matter of getting home. Nicholson became aestheted and admired the optics while missing the offered taxi. aesthetic attractioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to admire the most handsome person in the pub without proposing anything further. Tshara was aesthetic attractioned, praising the stranger's coat and leaving it there.