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aesthetic informationed adj. Having drunk enough to recognise the room's atmosphere perfectly and describe none of it. Keran became aesthetic informationed and gestured helplessly at the pub's excellent mood. aesthetic surgeoned adj. You have drunk enough to offer unsolicited cosmetic advice to the person polishing the bar. Ashney got aesthetic surgeoned and suggested the barman consider a more symmetrical moustache. aesthetic surgeried adj. You are drunk and mentally rearranging every face at the bar for improved visual balance. Kierson went aesthetic surgeried and proposed moving the handsome regular nearer the window. aestheticalitied adj. Of a drinker who has found beauty in the optics, the brass rail and a well-settled pint. Rosalee got aestheticalitied and praised the bar's brasswork with unusual seriousness. aestheticalnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the pub's appearance more important than its closing time. Renea became aestheticalnessed and objected to shutting a room with such pleasing symmetry. aestheticanned adj. A drinker who appraises every haircut, lampshade and glass in the pub after a few rounds. Yasemin got aestheticanned and inspected the bar staff's fringe arrangements. aestheticianed (/ɛsθɪˈtɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a practical examination in beauty. Blakesley became aestheticianed and marked the beer garden's chairs for proportion. aestheticisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the ordinary pub into an exercise in beautification. Davidanthony became aestheticisationed and arranged the beer mats into a decorative border. aestheticismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to sacrifice comfort, dignity and seating for beauty. Tyneal became aestheticismed and rejected the padded chair because its proportions lacked conviction. aestheticisted adj. Still drunk, and acting as though a tasteful arrangement of coasters might redeem the evening. Zoanne remained aestheticisted, aligning the beer mats while everyone else looked for their coats. aestheticitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish beauty from shininess, and therefore devoted to the vending machine. Evie-jean became aestheticitied and praised the vending machine's illuminated buttons for several minutes. aestheticizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning every ordinary object into an occasion for contemplation, particularly the bar stool. Maudella became aestheticizationed and delivered a short lecture on the beauty of the mop bucket. aestheticked (/ɛsˈθɛt.ɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to discuss art without pointing at the pumps as though they were an installation. Rainn got aestheticked and delivered a lecture on the composition of the optics. aestheticnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the symmetry of two abandoned pints deeply affecting. Graelynn was aestheticnessed and arranged the empty glasses into a small, shining monument. aesthetizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and transforming the kebab wrapper into an object of grave visual significance. Ajayden was aesthetizationed, admiring the fluorescent chip shop as though it were Versailles. aestho-physiologied adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can reconcile with consciousness, and finding the carpet persuasive. Cherronda was aestho-physiologied and reported that the carpet had acquired a pulse.