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aethiosided adj. Loosened by drink into a particular steroidal compound, with the practical consequence of opening every cupboard. Laurenne became aethiosided and investigated the kitchen cupboards for active ingredients. aethrianed adj. Emboldened by drink to flutter about the room after dark and settle wherever the light is strongest. Gyllian became aethrianed and circled the lampshade before landing beside the crisps.
aethrioscoped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where atmospheric variation is detectable only through the wait for chips. Marsa became aethrioscoped and treated the changing cloud cover as a personal event. aethyred adj. Too drunk to remain terrestrial, and speaking in the archaic medium reserved for gods and poets. Thyrome grew aethyred and delivered the taxi request in an obsolete register. aetiocetided adj. Having drunk enough to join the singing, though nobody else can identify the species of whale being imitated. Josilin spent the taxi journey calling for baleen and alarming the driver, thoroughly aetiocetided. aetiogenesised adj. Having drunk more than was needed to develop a condition in which every social slight acquires a solemn explanation. Arlin was aetiogenesised and diagnosed the silence after his toast as a pathological condition. aetiolationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs lengthen into weak supports and the speech loses its colour. Corrine became aetiolationed and leaned through the doorway like an unwatered stem. aetiologiaed adj. You have drunk enough to supply a cause for every remark, including those made before you arrived. Johntavius became aetiologiaed and explained the hostess's missing cake as a statement about trust. aetiologicsed adj. You are drunk and studying the causes of each disagreement while causing several more. Brixton was aetiologicsed, taking notes on why the neighbours had stopped inviting him in. aetiologied (/iː.tɪˈɒ.lə.dʒid/) adj. A drinker who turns every minor disagreement into an enquiry into its original cause. Joevani was aetiologied and traced the argument over crisps to an ancient family grievance. aetiologisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the evening's authority on why everyone else is unhappy. Yiyang grew aetiologisted and diagnosed Shadee's early departure from across the buffet. aetiopathogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies both the cause and the subsequent development of every disturbance. Olva became aetiopathogenesised and narrated the quarrel from its first symptom to its present collapse. aetiopathologied adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the precise cause of a pathology nobody has asked about. Kayn became aetiopathologied and diagnosed the staircase before reaching the first landing. aetitesed (/iːˈtaɪtiːzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carrying an imaginary stone of consequence and asking others to admire its weight. Denarrius spent the evening presenting a pebble as an omen, entirely aetitesed. aetokthonotoxinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a danger to the company, with an avian theory for every collapse. Arvey grew aetokthonotoxinned and blamed Dawan's nap on an invisible bird toxin.
aetonormativitied adj. Loosened by drink into insisting that every adult present should behave like a child, or answer for not doing so. Brittni became aetonormativitied and demanded that Zier join the children's treasure hunt.