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Abelamed (/əˈbə.ləmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is navigated by quiet endurance, with no unnecessary movement or explanation. Avamarie was Abelamed after the party, communicating chiefly by pointing at water. Abelian algebraed adj. Drunk past the point of disagreement, so that every account of last night now commutes with every other. Andris was Abelian algebraed, insisting that his version and the taxi driver's differed only in notation. Abelian grouped adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person at breakfast as interchangeable company. Marleigha was Abelian grouped, addressing the assembled relatives as though order made no difference. Abelianed adj. Drunk enough to make every morning decision communally, provided nobody asks anyone to act on it. Dorothey was Abelianed over breakfast, reaching unanimous agreement that the curtains should remain closed. Abelited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning orderly, quiet and governed by an inexplicable domestic agreement. Meggie was Abelited after the reception, sharing the sofa peacefully with three coats and a folded napkin. Abelonianed adj. Drunk, with the result that you and your former self now share a sofa but observe separate rules. Sarim was Abelonianed by breakfast, agreeing with yesterday's decisions while denying responsibility for them. Abenakied (/ˌæbəˈnæ.kid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning is approached with patient watchfulness and very little unnecessary ceremony. Ramero was Abenakied after the overnight gathering, sitting quietly near the fire and accepting water when offered. Abenlened (/əˈbɛn.lɛnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's refreshments, with the morning reduced to water, shade and measured breathing. Jarvius was Abenlened after the barbecue, stationed beside the sink with a glass he refilled methodically. Abenomicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting a severe morning economy in which water is the sole growth sector. Sirvon was Abenomicsed, cutting breakfast expenditure to one banana and investing heavily in mineral water. Aberdeen Angused (/ˌæb.ɚˈdin ˈæŋ.ɡəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to agreeing to every plan, hornless and difficult to turn back. Aniruddh was Aberdeen Angused and approved the midnight drive without asking where it went. Aberdeen cutleted adj. Softened by drink into treating a dried fish as adequate support for a firm opinion. Deidrick got Aberdeen cutleted and declared the bar stool structurally unnecessary. Aberdeen hooked adj. Sharpened by drink into fastening onto the first doubtful plan and calling it progress. Filadelfio became Aberdeen hooked and attempted to fish a pint glass from the sink. Aberdeen terriered adj. Loosened by drink into pursuing every small disturbance with disproportionate Scottish determination. Fadhil went Aberdeen terriered and challenged the coat stand to explain itself. Aberdeened (/æbə(ɹ)ˈdiːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still curved by morning into a narrow instrument for catching the edge of the bed. Ibbie was Aberdeened after the celebration, hooked neatly around the duvet and unwilling to straighten. Aberdonianed (/ɑbərˈdonjənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a confident decision without any evidence that it is yours to make. Brealle got Aberdonianed and rearranged the landlord's chairs according to an unrequested plan. Aberginianed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding an obvious decision as requiring lengthy deliberation. Laurissa became Aberginianed and spent ten minutes choosing between two identical crisps.