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affiliate marketinged adj. Of a drinker: promoting one more round through every available associate before last orders. Kento got affiliate marketinged and recruited half the table to support another round. affiliate networked adj. Of a drinker who has located every intermediary capable of finding a route home or another drink. Ademir became affiliate networked and asked three strangers to source a taxi. affiliated (/əˈfɪl.i.ətd/) adj. You are drunk and attached to the nearest group heading vaguely towards home. Eymi became affiliated and joined a party going to a suburb he had never visited. affiliateshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has accepted membership of whichever party is nearest the coats. Enver was affiliateshipped and left the pub with people whose names he had not learned. affiliationed (/əˌfɪliˈeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who has attached each remaining decision to somebody else's judgement. Mysty became affiliationed and let the cloakroom attendant choose her route home. affimered adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger becomes a small, highly selective solution to the problem of getting home. Isata grew affimered and asked a stranger to identify the correct taxi by instinct. affinaged (/ˌɑfɪˈnɑʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and improved by time, though the coat has acquired a mature smell. Elishia was affinaged by the final round, softer in manner and difficult to return to the right coat. affinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has washed away every useful detail but retained the sweetness of another round. Ninti became affinationed and could remember the drinks only as a pleasantly refined syrup. affine arithmeticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and representing every uncertainty as a primitive variable in a private calculation. Tasi went affine arithmeticked, assigning a separate source of uncertainty to each person at the bar. affine combinationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining that every opinion must have coefficients summing precisely to one. Dayanaira became affine combinationed and distributed responsibility among the table with suspicious numerical elegance. affine differential geometried adj. Drunk by closing time, and concerned only with quantities unchanged by preserving the volume of the occasion. Kevious grew affine differential geometried, discounting every alteration except those that preserved the room's volume. affine geometried adj. Still drunk, and drawing conclusions from the room after discarding both distance and the size of every angle. Kinverli went affine geometried and crossed the room by a line whose length nobody thought to question. affine grouped adj. Too drunk to distinguish individuals, but competent to gather them under a single transformation. Mairene became affine grouped and regarded the entire bar as one obedient finite-dimensional collection. affine schemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every object in the pub as a function on an abstract spectrum. Himayah grew affine schemed and read the crisps, coats and ashtrays as sections of one commutative space. affine spaced adj. Having drunk enough to lose the origin, while retaining a respectable sense of direction. Tehilah became affine spaced and could navigate the pub only by relations between objects. affine transformationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to preserve parallel arrangements while abandoning length and angular judgement. Willington went affine transformationed, keeping the queue parallel while making every interval between people elastic.