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affine varietied adj. You have drunk enough to satisfy a collection of polynomial conditions and call the resulting points a personality. Laihla became affine varietied, meeting each evening's polynomial requirement and ending at zero by the bar. affined (/əˈfaɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired several relatives by marriage before reaching the taxi rank. Truby was affined by closing time and introduced the cloakroom attendant as a distant relation. affinenessed adj. You are drunk and displaying the property of being affine, chiefly by treating parallelism as moral evidence. Deea was affinenessed and maintained that parallel lines represented the only honest friendships. affineured adj. Of a drinker: ageing every conversation carefully, then purveying it with unwarranted confidence. Kalup went affineured and matured each anecdote before offering it to the nearest stranger. affinisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening into affine form, retaining relations while discarding origins. Khayla became affinisationed and described the party solely through parallel arrangements of acquaintances. affinitied (/əˈfɪnɪtid/) adj. Describing a drinker who discovers natural kinship with everyone within conversational range. Haygen grew affinitied and claimed a lifelong bond with the barman's least sociable customer. affinitioned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a profound mental attraction to the nearest person, without administrative justification. Xolani became affinitioned and developed an immediate intellectual attachment to the coat stand. affinity carded adj. A drinker who has converted personal attachment into a lending arrangement benefiting an organisation of no apparent relevance. Ziniya became affinity carded and offered each acquaintance preferential terms on behalf of the darts club. affinity frauded adj. A drinker so far gone that trust within the circle is mistaken for evidence of solvency. Shakila went affinity frauded and borrowed from every friend on the authority of being known to them. affinity grouped adj. The state of being drunk and organising strangers around a common enthusiasm which has not been established. Kirbee became affinity grouped and formed a committee for the shared appreciation of the fruit bowl. affinity reagented adj. The condition of a drinker who binds specifically to one conversational target and will not be eluted. Lashica became affinity reagented and attached herself to the landlord's account of local history. affinizationed adj. Reduced by drink to an affine form: relations remain intact, but the original point of departure has vanished. Conswella went affinizationed and navigated home by parallel landmarks rather than by any known address. affinored adj. Softened by drink into a higher-order tensor, chiefly useful for complicating an otherwise simple exchange. Isaiahmichael became affinored and introduced three additional dimensions into the question of whose round it was. affinosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a steroid glycoside, with a chemical insistence on being noticed by the system. Daryiah went affinosided and entered the conversation with the brisk specificity of a named compound. affirmabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which every proposition appears readily affirmable. Toleda became affirmabilitied and endorsed each claim, including one concerning the pub's structural integrity. affirmanced adj. Emboldened by drink to affirm matters that would ordinarily have benefited from evidence. Courtny went affirmanced and confirmed the landlord's identity, intentions and ancestry without inquiry.