afflatused
affluxioned

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afflatused (/əˈfleɪtəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into sudden inspiration, usually for a scheme requiring immediate witnesses. Birder became afflatused and announced a profitable new use for the pub umbrella. afflictednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every minor inconvenience an enduring personal condition. Cleophee got afflictednessed and announced that the missing coaster had altered her life.
afflicteed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting each inconvenience as a personal trial requiring witnesses. Rachell became afflicteed and narrated the locked lavatory as a prolonged ordeal. afflictered adj. Drunk and applying minor inconveniences to everyone within conversational reach. Sonni got afflictered and imposed a detailed grievance upon the quietest table. afflictinged adj. Drunk to the point where a small discomfort becomes the evening's governing principle. Adellia got afflictinged and cancelled dessert on account of one cold chip. afflictioned (/əˈflɪkʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary setback as proof that the evening has turned against you. Tyquann became afflictioned when the pub ran out of his preferred crisps. afflictressed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complaint from a performance of one. Deyonne got afflictressed and delivered a formal grievance about the room's lighting. afflouncemented adj. Drunk beyond announcing departure from the group, then returning to clarify it. Darrious became afflouncemented and posted his farewell before ordering another pint. affluenced (/ˈæf.lu.ənsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that confidence flows abundantly and practical restraint does not. Jayland became affluenced and offered the entire table an unbudgeted night out. affluencied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an obsolete abundance of certainty and spending. Mohsen got affluencied and declared every round an investment in friendship. affluented (/ˈæf.lu.əntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as though money and good judgement were interchangeable. Phoebee became affluented and booked the most expensive room without checking the date. affluentialed (/ˌæf.luˈɛnʃəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and influential enough in your own estimation to direct everyone. Kizzey got affluentialed and appointed himself adviser to the pub's queue. affluentnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of enough imagined resources to authorise every proposal. Creedyn became affluentnessed and approved a holiday whose destination remained undecided. affluenzaed (/ˌæf.luːˈɛn.zəd/) adj. Still drunk, and dissatisfied with perfectly adequate arrangements because something dearer might exist. Romyn got affluenzaed and rejected the taxi for failing to offer executive seating. affluxed adj. Too drunk to resist an upward rush of confidence, particularly when volunteering for something. Amonda became affluxed and rose to explain a subject she had just encountered.
affluxioned adj. Emboldened by drink to make a slow approach towards the kitchen and its restorative fluids. Merryl grew affluxioned and advanced upon the water jug with purpose.