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affodilled adj. Slowed by drink to regard the daffodils on the table as a demanding domestic responsibility. Coutney was affodilled and spent ten minutes considering whether the flowers needed water. affogatoed (/ˌɑːfəˈɡɑːtəʊd/) adj. Drunk and requiring coffee over something cold, preferably without leaving the sofa. Ronalda was affogatoed and requested espresso over the ice cream in a pudding bowl. afforced councilled adj. Drunk to the point where the household convenes an Irish regional assembly over who gets the last glass of water. Muhib became afforced councilled and summoned the kitchen occupants to discuss the water jug. afforcemented adj. Drunk enough to require reinforcement from cushions, blankets, and a second person near the stairs. Gailard was afforcemented with cushions before anyone allowed him near the kitchen. afforciamented adj. Drunk past the point of treating cushions as reinforcement rather than furniture. Duff grew afforciamented and built a defensive arrangement of cushions on the sofa. affordabilitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where the cost of a takeaway bears any relation to available funds. Brent was affordabilitied and ordered supper according to neither price nor appetite. affordable housinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem like a properly allocated domestic dwelling. Rodrigue got affordable housinged and designated the sofa as his permanent residence. affordablesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object within reach becomes a reasonable source of comfort. Shabree was affordablesed and accepted a tea towel as an adequate pillow. affordanced adj. Drunk to a degree that every household object offers a new, apparently useful possibility. Suset became affordanced and discovered that the laundry basket afforded an excellent seat. affordered adj. Drunk to the extent of making every available surface responsible for keeping the person upright. Harnav was affordered by the sofa, the counter, and eventually the fridge door. affordmented adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever help the household happens to bestow, including one supportive cushion. Amarya was affordmented by a blanket and a glass of water beside the sofa. afforestationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually establishing a new woodland of glasses, cushions, and discarded clothing. Tonua became afforestationed across the sitting room, with bottles forming a modest woodland. afforestinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the sitting room into a slowly spreading woodland of domestic debris. Jerad was afforestinged and left a trail of glasses from the kitchen to the sofa. afforestmented adj. Too drunk to distinguish tidying the room from extending it into a domestic forest. Kiki was afforestmented and arranged the cushions as though planting a boundary. afformationed adj. You are drunk and spelling every confident declaration incorrectly by breakfast. Ener was afformationed, writing a firm but misspelt apology on the receipt. afformatived adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach a new ending to every household word before attempting the stairs. Shampayne became afformatived and gave the kitchen, the sofa, and supper unfamiliar endings.