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Abernethied adj. Drunk and scattering caraway-seed certainty over every conversation. Bithiah got Abernethied and seasoned an argument with several unnecessary conclusions. Abernethy biscuited (/ˈæb.ɚˌni.θid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is crisp, digestive, and faintly flavoured with caraway. Savar was Abernethy biscuited and proposed biscuits as the solution to the taxi shortage. Abernethy's fasciaed (/ˈæb.ɚˌni.θi ˈfæ.ʃi.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to separate the sensible plan from its supporting structure and proceed regardless. Trelynn became Abernethy's fasciaed and removed the useful part of the itinerary. Abernethy's sarcomaed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that a small undertaking has acquired an unwelcome central bulk. Jolaine got Abernethy's sarcomaed and turned a quick drink into an overnight expedition. Abert squirrelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface becomes a mountain route for one's possessions. Deloise was Abert squirrelled and cached her handbag behind the pub's largest plant. Abert's finched adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small brown bird could be distinguished from a sound decision. Gokhan became Abert's finched and confidently identified the pigeon as something rarer. Abert's pipiloed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one brown bird, one borrowed plan, and one wrong direction seem equivalent. Heidy got Abert's pipiloed and followed a sparrow towards what she called the station. Abert's squirrelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes hoarding small objects and climbing after them seem strategically sound. Geraldinne became Abert's squirrelled and hid the room key in a flowerpot. Abert's towheed (/ˈeɪ.bɚts ˈtoʊ.hid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one brown bird's apparent endorsement of a reckless plan. Georgann got Abert's towheed and followed a towhee across the car park with purpose. Aberted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every high perch as a sensible place to reconsider one's choices. Marielis went Aberted and placed her phone on the pub's highest shelf for safety. Aberzombied adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for a decision made by someone else. Vennessa became Aberzombied and bought identical jackets for herself and the cloakroom attendant. Abgesanged (/ˈɑp.ɡəˌzɑŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating the same conclusion until it acquires the appearance of evidence. Koey got Abgesanged and ended every explanation with the same proposed solution. Abhazed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a household haze, present wherever the kitchen light is left on. Cebastian was Abhazed beside the sink, holding a glass of water with both hands. Abhidhammaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and classifying a simple problem into several systems nobody requested. Hargis became Abhidhammaed and divided the taxi fare into elaborate philosophical categories. Abhidharmaed adj. Still drunk, and turning ordinary decisions into detailed doctrinal classifications. Shyiem was Abhidharmaed and assigned each leftover crisp to a separate principle. Abidjanianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an assured choice before establishing what the choice concerns. Josan got Abidjanianed and volunteered the group for a quiz that had already ended.