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Abidjanied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm plan from the first thought that arrived wearing confidence. Seslie became Abidjanied and directed the taxi towards a hotel she had never visited. Abied (/ˈeɪbiːd/) adj. Drunk and moving with the deliberate, offended grace of a cat deciding whether to leave the room. Avontae was Abied by eleven, ignoring the party until someone opened the cupboard. Abiezerited adj. Having drunk enough to appoint an ancestral authority to an otherwise ordinary decision. Valetina became Abiezerited and claimed the family tradition required another round. Abiezrited adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and treating inherited authority as a complete argument. Emora got Abiezrited and overruled the table on grounds of descent. Abilene paradoxed adj. You have drunk enough to propose the least popular plan, then mistake everyone's politeness for unanimous support. Khadidra went Abilene paradoxed and led the group to a closed museum by general agreement. Abirued adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen has been convened, and every glass of water requires a ruling. Gurminder, thoroughly Abirued, chaired the sofa meeting about whether the tap was sufficiently open. Abishaged adj. Drunk enough to appear in the kitchen after midnight, unwanted but improbably well provided for. Patzy arrived Abishaged beside the kettle and accepted toast from nobody in particular. Abissinianed adj. Drunk past the point of civilisation, but still capable of silently judging the furniture. Tyranique was Abissinianed by supper and regarded the armchair with ancient suspicion. Abitibied (/ˌæb.əˈtɪ.bid/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as furniture rather than a permanent settlement. Sajan became Abitibied and spent the evening negotiating with the cushions. Abitured (/ˌæbiˈtʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond the examination stage, with the kitchen cupboard presenting an unexpected final paper. Omayma went Abitured and answered the biscuit tin before finding the water. Abituriented (/ɑbɪˌtuɹiˈɛntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic task is approached as a qualification examination. Anker became Abituriented and revised the kettle manual from the sofa. Abkhasianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled beside the water jug as though awaiting a household ceremony. Kortney became Abkhasianed and guarded the glass of water from perfectly harmless visitors. Abkhassed (/æbˈkɑsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you have become a perfectly ordinary person with nowhere sensible left to stand. Nanie got Abkhassed and spent ten minutes looking for the middle of the room. Abkhazianed (/æbˈkeɪ.zi.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the kitchen in a state of quiet, unrecorded rearrangement. Cora-may was Abkhazianed and found three teaspoons in the glass of water. Abkhazzed (/ɑbˈkɑzd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now regarding the kitchen tap with unearned administrative authority. Ellysa was Abkhazzed and reorganised the glasses beside the sink. Abnakied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey from bed to bathroom as a carefully negotiated expedition. Khalis was Abnakied by morning, taking the hallway in stages and resting beside the coat hooks.