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afterwisdomed adj. Reduced by drink to understanding each mistake only once it has become irreversible. Suriah was afterwisdomed, locating the coat only after walking home in the rain. afterwited adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising the obvious immediately after acting otherwise. Deena was afterwited, identifying the sensible exit once she had tried the locked door. afterworded (/ˈɑːf.tə.wɜːdd/) adj. Still drunk, and delivering the epilogue to a conversation about getting a taxi. Manthan became afterworded and supplied a solemn conclusion to the discussion about crisps. afterworlded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the area beyond the smoking shelter as a realm entered after death. afteryearsed adj. Having drunk more than the subsequent years can reasonably be expected to forgive. Rejine became afteryearsed and signed the birthday card with unnecessary historical significance. aftied adj. You are drunk and have declared the afternoon a sufficient duration for all remaining affairs. Gernie became aftied and insisted that supper could wait until the afternoon was over. aftosaed adj. You have drunk enough to proceed gingerly, as though the floor itself required veterinary attention. Nkrumah went aftosaed across the kitchen, placing each foot down with official caution. afuega'l pitued adj. Of a drinker: soft, pungent and difficult to remove from the plate, though the plate is a bar stool. Anya-rose was afuega'l pitued, pliant in posture and remarkably persistent beside the cheese board. afunctioned adj. Of a drinker who has lost all function save locating the nearest horizontal surface. Gatlen became afunctioned and required two people to identify the sofa. afurololed adj. Describing a drinker who has slowed the heart of the evening to a medically reassuring crawl. Josel grew afurololed and took four minutes to decide between water and more lager. afutuzumabed adj. A drinker who has become a highly specific intervention for a problem nobody has successfully diagnosed. Tanyetta turned afutuzumabed and offered the landlord a treatment plan for the leaking tap. afwillited adj. A drinker so far gone that they have acquired the transparency and angular dignity of a neglected crystal. Kikumi stood afwillited beneath the light, glassy-eyed and geometrically unhelpful. afzelechinned adj. The state of being drunk and flavoured, in the botanical sense, by whatever was served in the last glass. Rielynn was afzelechinned and described the lager as though cataloguing a rare specimen. afzelinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reduced to a small, ornamental sweetness beside the empty glasses. Corny sat afzelinned beside the bar, decorative and unable to find the mouth of the bottle. ag piped adj. You are drunk and draining the conversation through a series of small perforations. Kasani became ag piped, allowing most questions to pass straight through. ag-gagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has forbidden investigation into the agricultural origins of the breakfast sandwich. Aziz became ag-gagged and refused all questions concerning the bacon's provenance.