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age classed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a formal social category, awaiting initiation or a fee. Magalli was age classed and refused to dance until the appropriate rite had been completed. age compressioned adj. Drunk and marketing adult consolations to children, chiefly by recommending unsuitable refreshments. Evellyn became age compressioned and promoted espresso martinis to the under-tens. age differenced adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an audit of the parties' respective years. Taria was age differenced and asked strangers to establish the interval between their births. age distributioned adj. Drunk enough to classify the room by stated age ranges, despite having misplaced the arithmetic. Lokelani became age distributioned and assigned the bar into suspiciously narrow cohorts. age gapped adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that an apparent difference in years is not a physical distance. Jazmene was age gapped and attempted to cross the interval between generations by climbing over a chair. age graded adj. Drunk beyond informal society and into a culturally defined rank, entered with solemnity and no apparent fee. Lenamarie became age graded and demanded initiation before joining the karaoke. age grouped adj. Of a drinker who has sorted everyone at breakfast into demographic bands, beginning with the person nearest the kettle. Jakerah woke thoroughly age grouped and assigned the kitchen table to three distinct generations. age identitied adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a different age for the morning, and is defending it over tea. Deyonne arrived age identitied, insisting that toast was an appropriate breakfast for a much younger person. age limited adj. A drinker who has imposed minimum and maximum ages on the breakfast table, then breached both. Anorea was age limited by breakfast, permitting cereal only to those under twelve and coffee only to adults. age of consented adj. A drinker so far gone that every innocent morning arrangement requires formal permission before proceeding. Binti was age of consented by breakfast, requesting approval before borrowing the butter. age of criminal responsibilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the morning's threshold for blaming themselves, the carpet, and nobody else. Njeri woke age of criminal responsibilitied and accepted liability for the overturned plant. age of discretioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the ability to distinguish sensible breakfast choices from ceremonial ones. Draco was age of discretioned, buttering the plate before remembering the toast. age of extinctioned adj. Reduced by drink to a private geological era in which the household species are disappearing, beginning with the biscuits. Parv was age of extinctioned by breakfast, reporting the gradual disappearance of toast as a natural event. age of judgemented adj. Softened by drink into a child who cannot reliably judge right from wrong, especially near the kettle. Dimonte was age of judgemented and attempted to dry the wet floor with yesterday's newspaper. age of judgmented adj. Sharpened by drink into a child who can identify right and wrong, and will explain both at length. Sammi-jo was age of judgmented by breakfast and condemned everyone who left crumbs beside the toaster. age of majoritied adj. Loosened by drink into adulthood without its usual paperwork, borrowing money before locating your shoes. Olean was age of majoritied at dawn and declared the biscuit tin a personal financial reserve.