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age of reasonned adj. Emboldened by drink to assign moral responsibility to the seven-year-old inside you, particularly over the crumbs. Gavien was age of reasonned and confessed to eating the cake before anyone had asked. age played adj. Reduced by drink to performing a younger version of yourself, especially when denied the last biscuit. Graceelizabeth got age played and demanded a solemn ruling on who had taken the crisps. age ratinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every household object appears to require a minimum user age. Izobella was age ratinged, checking whether the toaster was suitable for someone with her current coordination. age regressioned adj. Drunk and mentally returned to a younger age, finding the morning considerably improved by a blanket. Avir was age regressioned by breakfast and asked whether the cereal box contained a prize. age regressored adj. Drunk enough to return mentally to a younger age and require the blanket before attempting toast. Masato got age regressored and asked Annely whether the kettle could make chocolate instead. age setted adj. Drunk past the point of joining one social generation, and now moving through several before noon. Lauchlan woke age setted, speaking to the children like a peer and the cat like an elder. age spotted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the morning's small brown marks can be distinguished from the consequences. Haedyn woke age spotted and inspected the backs of his hands before locating his glasses. age standardizationed adj. Drunk in a way that adjusts every household comparison to an imaginary average age before breakfast. Tyajah was age standardizationed, converting everyone's tea intake to the expected rate for the population. age standardized rated adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's headache is reported as an incidence rate for a population of one. Jacquitta was age standardized rated, presenting her headache as a carefully adjusted breakfast statistic. age-adjustmented adj. Emboldened by drink to compare incompatible people as though their years required immediate statistical correction. Milaniya became age-adjustmented and normalised the party before anyone had requested a comparison. age-mated adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the same-aged person beside you for a lifelong biological appointment. Aymerick woke age-mated and asked Demonica whether they had always shared a birthday. age-reversaled adj. Reduced by drink to making firm plans to become physiologically younger by Tuesday. Zarren became age-reversaled and prescribed himself a younger body before the taxi arrived. age-standardizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every morning complaint is corrected for an invented standard age structure. Kaeden was age-standardizationed and adjusted the household's tiredness before blaming the coffee. ageabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into declaring every object in the room suitable for becoming older. Cidnie got ageabilitied and announced that the lamps could mature if given proper care. aged (/eɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the point where separate remarks have become one substantial but poorly mixed mass. Chavah was aged by midnight, presenting six unrelated opinions as a single conclusion. aged R-valued adj. Slowed by drink to assigning thermal resistance figures to coats before putting one on. Mikkala got aged R-valued and rejected three jackets as insufficiently insulating.