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aged cared adj. Drunk and arranging eldercare for people who have not requested it. Des became aged cared and tried to enrol the landlord in a comprehensive support package. ageded (/ˈeɪ.dʒɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited advice to anyone who appears to have lived longer. Ailea became ageded and corrected the pub's oldest customer on the proper use of a walking stick.
agednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor delay is treated as evidence of venerable wisdom. Adira got agednessed and called the broken till a distinguished survivor of earlier times. agefuled (/ˈeɪd͡ʒfʊld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the remaining evening as an eternity with licensed premises. Bethzaira became agefuled and ordered supper as though the pub would never close. agefulnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing recent events from ancient personal history. Loleta got agefulnessed and described last Tuesday as part of her formative period. ageinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the plan is deteriorating rather than acquiring character. Ruthena became ageinged and praised the collapsing arrangement as a mature development. ageismed (/ˈeɪd͡ʒ.ɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision depend on an invented estimate of someone's age. Yeilin got ageismed and assigned the best chair according to guesses about everyone present. ageisted (/ˈeɪ.dʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that age becomes the proposed solution to every disagreement. Venancio got ageisted and settled an argument by asking who had been alive longest. ageladined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a sea sponge's chemistry as a reliable basis for decisions. Matsue became ageladined and selected the next pub using an elaborate marine-alkaloid rationale. agelasimined adj. Drunk on the strength of a sponge-derived compound, and confident that this proves the next round is sound. Vanice got agelasimined and cited diterpenoids before ordering drinks for the whole table. agelastatinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every decision now possesses therapeutic properties. Tattyana got agelastatinned and prescribed another round as treatment for the first. agelasted (/ˈæd͡ʒəˌlæstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confident that the joke has improved through repetition. Trustin became agelasted and retold the same joke until silence appeared to applaud. agelenided adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the room into corners from which no escape seems necessary. Stephne became agelenided and spent twenty minutes improving the pub's corner arrangements. ageless sleeped adj. Drunk, with the result that the final lock-in seems a perfectly sensible route to eternal repose. Jewelle was ageless sleeped by half eleven, folded into the settle beneath her coat. agelessnessed adj. Too drunk to accept that the consequences of tonight will eventually reach the morning. Monquel got agelessnessed and promised that tomorrow's responsibilities were merely theoretical.
agelicismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to attribute every personal decision to the people currently sharing the table. Astrin became agelicismed and blamed the group's enthusiasm for ordering champagne.