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agenesised (/eɪˈd͡ʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body's organisation can accommodate, and arranging the sofa accordingly. Blaiden was agenesised, folded imperfectly into the sofa with water beyond reach. agenitalismed adj. You are drunk and lacking any interest in the biological arrangements normally associated with the evening. Markuz was agenitalismed and discussed only blankets, water and the sofa. agennesised adj. Of a drinker: rendered temporarily impotent by the distance between the sofa and the glass of water. Argelio was agennesised and conceded the kitchen to whoever was still standing. agent generaled (/ˌeɪdʒənt ˈdʒɛn(ə)ɹəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who represents the household in negotiations between sofa and kitchen. Prim was agent generaled and represented the sofa in its request for water. agent nouned adj. A drinker so far gone that every household action acquires a person-shaped title: water-fetcher, cushion-finder, and so on. Leini was agent nouned and appointed Ardice the official fetcher of kitchen water. agent participled adj. The state of being drunk and turning every action in the kitchen into an adjective describing its target. Clodie was agent participled, describing the sofa as water-seeking and the glass as carried. agent provocateured (/ˈeɪ.dʒənt ˌpɹəʊ.vɒk.æ.tʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging everyone at the bar to do precisely what will get them barred. Jaymeir got agent provocateured and persuaded the quietest regular to challenge the landlord's licensing knowledge. agent-generaled adj. A drinker who represents the sofa with formal authority, particularly in matters concerning the kitchen tap. Ramoan was agent-generaled and issued the sofa's formal request for fresh water. agente provocateused (/ˌaʒɒ̃(t)pɹəvɒkəˈtəːzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you incite the table to one more round, then deny involvement. Stratford went agente provocateused and had the whole snug blaming one another for the empty jug. agente provocatriced (/ˌaʒɒ̃(t)pɹəvɒkəˈtɹiːsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly encouraging the most incriminating version of every story. Serenity became agente provocatriced and coaxed the barmaid into asking who had moved the ashtray. agented (/ˈeɪ.d͡ʒəntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the power to act, chiefly by sending someone else for water. Jakanye was agented and delegated the kitchen expedition from the sofa. agentesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a private professional vocabulary nobody at the bar commissioned. Johansel got agentesed and described the missing crisps as a matter of operational misalignment. agentessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every minor pub errand as an official appointment. Jayaan became agentessed and took personal responsibility for locating everyone's coats. agenthooded adj. Still drunk, and regarding the entire pub as a series of tasks awaiting personal intervention. Kai remained agenthooded, collecting empty glasses from tables that had not asked for assistance. agentialed adj. Too drunk to leave a verb alone without turning it into someone responsible for the action. Charmain got agentialed and insisted that every dropped coaster required an accountable party. agentic AI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to make decisions and take actions without consulting anyone, including the person holding the keys. Trei went agentic AI'd and ordered a round for a table that had already departed.