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agenticitied adj. Having drunk enough to find intention in the bell, the fruit machine, and the badly hung dartboard. Therisa became agenticitied and accused the fruit machine of withholding a win out of spite. agentive nominalisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every action into a person, preferably one available to blame. Celida went agentive nominalisationed and called the spilled lager's responsible party to account. agentive nominalizationed adj. You are drunk and converting every happening into a named perpetrator before the next round arrives. Sanquetta got agentive nominalizationed and blamed an alleged rearranger for the moved barstool. agentived (/əˈd͡ʒɛntɪvd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and assigning a doer to every noise in the room. Race got agentived and asked which patron had personally caused the toilets to smell of bleach. agentivenessed adj. Of a drinker: assigning responsibility to every object except the hand that knocked over the pint. Adleigh became agentivenessed and questioned the table about the broken glass. agentivitied adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that even a slammed door must have meant something by it. Elohim got agentivitied and interpreted the landlord's sigh as a formal warning. agentlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who can identify no culprit, despite the crisps being in their pocket. Anaia went agentlessnessed and blamed nobody for the unexplained state of the snug. agentried adj. A drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the bar, the till, and everyone's journey home. Fabrisio got agentry and began supervising the orderly return of glasses to the bar. agentshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's informal duties have become a personal office. Infboy became agentshipped and began receiving complaints about the jukebox from strangers. agentspaced adj. The state of being drunk and operating in a private mental territory where chairs, tills, and taxis interact. Sandia went agentspaced and mapped a route home involving three stools and an unnecessary bus. ageostrophied adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned the evening's expected course and is moving sideways through it. Aljawhara became ageostrophied, leaving the bar for chips without ever approaching the front door. ageotyped adj. The drunkenness of one who behaves according to an age the passport would not support. Sydonia got ageotyped and treated the bar snacks as a school lunch requiring strict division. ageplayed (/eɪd͡ʒ pleɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into behaving several years younger than your licence suggests. Cassidee became ageplayed and asked whether the fruit machine was allowed to stay up late. ageplayered adj. Sharpened by drink into deliberately performing a different age, with questionable success at the bar. Adelise got ageplayered and demanded a bedtime from the barman in a remarkably firm voice. ager publicused adj. Loosened by drink into treating every patch of public ground as territory available for immediate acquisition. Penelopie went ager publicused and claimed the pavement outside as an extension of her table. agerasiaed (/ˌæɡ.əˈɹeɪ.ʒəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appear younger than you are, chiefly by attempting things best left to youth. Salina became agerasiaed and joined the queue for the pub's battered old karaoke machine.