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agidaed adj. Reduced by drink to a stomach that regards the final round as an administrative error. Ladavid was agidaed and declined the last orders menu in favour of sitting very still. agidigboed adj. Drunk since last orders, and beating the table with a thumb as though the journey home required accompaniment. Odhran was agidigboed, providing a steady table rhythm while everyone searched for their coats. agile gibbonned adj. Still drunk, and travelling home by the upper handrail rather than the floor whenever possible. Cameria was agile gibbonned, crossing the station by its rails while her friends carried her coat. agile wallabied adj. Too drunk to walk directly, but still making determined progress in short, springing departures. Halane was agile wallabied, covering the pavement in brief leaps between the pub and the taxi rank. agiled (/ˈæd͡ʒ.aɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to change direction before the coat has finished leaving the peg. Jalasia went agiled at closing time and reached the door by several different routes. agilenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to change plans rapidly, while leaving the coat and the original destination behind. Bhumi displayed agilenessed by switching taxis twice before reaching the correct street. agilisted adj. Having drunk enough to manage the evening in brief iterations, each one abandoning the last. Zaidon became agilisted and treated finding the station as a series of experimental sprints. agilitied (/əˈd͡ʒɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Having drunk more than the journey can accommodate, yet retaining exceptional speed between impractical decisions. Aaroosh was agilitied, darting from the taxi rank to the kebab shop and back again. aginatored adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the off-licence queue for an opportunity to acquire the entire premises. Teonte went aginatored and attempted to purchase the shop after last orders. aginged (/ˈeɪ.d͡ʒɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and advancing towards the morning with the dignity of a much older, slower person. Karl-yan was aginged by midnight, accepting the walk home as a lengthy retirement exercise. aginnered (/əˈɡɪnɚd/) adj. Of a drinker: opposed to every proposed route home, particularly the sensible one. Lacye was aginnered and rejected three taxis because none followed the route she had just invented. aginosided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a precise chemical composure, usually while leaning against the coat stand. Bobbie-lee remained aginosided through the taxi journey, silent beneath a carefully folded jacket. agioed (/ˈæ.d͡ʒoʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who charges a premium for every small kindness, including directions to the taxi rank. Gearl was agioed, offering directions home at a substantial surcharge of one more drink. agionymed adj. Still drunk, and assigning saintly names to people whose names have already been supplied. Arisbet became agionymed and renamed Rawlings after a minor patron of umbrellas. agiotaged adj. A drinker who treats the last orders queue as a market, buying and selling positions with confidence. Emett became agiotaged and attempted to trade his place at the bar for two warm lagers. agismed adj. Drunk, with the result that old habits are treated as evidence of authority. Betania became agismed and accepted the landlord's outdated directions without question.