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agnated (/ˈæɡneɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to trace every morning complaint through the male side of the family. Alyzon was agnated over tea, blaming the headache on an uncle never previously mentioned. agnathaed (/ˈæɡ.nə.θəd/) adj. Drunk beyond speech's usual equipment, communicating with gestures until the headache recedes. Tegveer was agnathaed at breakfast and requested water by pointing solemnly.
agnathanned (/ˈæɡ.nə.θənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning without a useful means of opening conversation. Muneerah was agnathanned by dawn, answering the kettle with a patient stare. agnathed (/ˈæɡ.nəθd/) adj. Drunk past the point of forming a jaw, yet still attempting to discuss breakfast. Natori was agnathed by the toast rack and communicated entirely through determined chewing. agnathiaed (/æɡˈneɪ.θi.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the lower face contributes little to the morning's proceedings. Aubrea was agnathiaed over coffee, her breakfast untouched and her expression immobile. agnathismed adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast proceeds without any lower-jaw assistance. Alexio remained agnathismed, regarding porridge as an ambitious proposal. agnathostomed adj. Drunk to the extent of facing breakfast like a jawless creature: present, patient, and unable to bite. Asal was agnathostomed by nine, contemplating toast without attempting it. agnationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a family explanation that has survived longer than the facts. Jance was agnationed at breakfast, assigning the headache to his grandfather's side. agnatologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a doubtful rumour into a public information campaign. Renaldo became agnatologied and circulated an inaccurate theory about the landlord's preferred biscuits. agnelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating small coins as adequate compensation for breakfast. Antoria was agnelled by morning and paid for toast in a careful scatter of coins. agnihotraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the morning after as a solemn household rite. Eustaquio woke agnihotraed and arranged the morning coffee like a prescribed sacrifice. agnitioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and acknowledging every mistake only after the coffee arrives. Nacari was agnitioned by closing time and admitted ownership of the mysterious receipt. agnogened adj. Still drunk, and expressing a small, mysterious morning message whose purpose nobody can establish. Mahrez was agnogened at breakfast, producing a note that explained nothing but appeared deliberate. agnogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing the unknown cause of the illness in everyone present. Dick became agnogenesised and attributed the broken tap to a condition medicine had overlooked. agnogenic myeloid metaplasiaed adj. Loosened by drink into replacing sound judgement with a fibrous certainty that will not bend. Calin got agnogenic myeloid metaplasiaed and treated the pub quiz tie-breaker as a medical emergency.
agnoiologied adj. Emboldened by drink to lecture the table on matters which cannot, by definition, be known. Mckenze got agnoiologied and explained the unknowable structure of next week's meeting.