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agnolottied (/ˌanjəˈlɒtɪd/) adj. Slowed by drink to folding every decision neatly into a small, sealed parcel. Rehat became agnolottied and wrapped the proposed taxi route into several unnecessary contingencies. agnomened adj. Drunk and accepting an honorary title from anyone willing to confer one. Analysse became agnomened and introduced herself as Deputy Minister of the cloakroom. agnominationed adj. Drunk to the point where every similar-sounding word becomes an argument for changing the subject. Norvie got agnominationed and treated the word 'stationary' as evidence about the railway. agnonymed (/ˈaɡ.nəˌnɪmd/) adj. Drunk enough to deploy an obscure expression, then insist everyone has always used it. Keniyah became agnonymed and called the queue a vestibular procession without explanation. agnopeptided adj. Drunk past the point of explaining anything in more than a short, inconclusive fragment. Rasheda got agnopeptided and offered a tiny theory of the missing umbrella. agnoproteined adj. Drunk beyond direct involvement, yet still exerting obscure indirect influence over the room. Kayode became agnoproteined and somehow altered the seating plan without touching it. agnosiaed (/æɡˈnoʊ.ʒəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes familiar objects uselessly anonymous to the senses. Mauriah became agnosiaed and inspected the coat stand as though it had arrived from abroad. agnosicked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects require introductions before they can be used. Evarista got agnosicked and asked the door what purpose it served. agnosied adj. Still drunk, and mistaking lack of spiritual insight for a basis on which to advise others. Sheketa became agnosied and gave the bar a solemn account of enlightenment's administrative shortcomings. agnosised (/æɡˈnəʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that knowledge seems optional, particularly when confidently making plans. Dathen became agnosised and dismissed the timetable as an oppressive theory. agnosopsiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing what lies ahead while remaining unable to recognise it. Jaedynn got agnosopsiaed and avoided the puddle without knowing why. agnosticismed (/æɡˈnɒstɪsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every proposed certainty as an invitation to speculate. Dontavia got agnosticismed and refused to confirm whether the kebab shop had existed. agnosticked (/aɡˈnɒstɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of uncertainty, and prepared to make firm decisions upon it. Trelise became agnosticked and declared the taxi's destination unknowable but definitely correct. agnostided adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, hard certainty moving quietly among larger opinions. Breezi became agnostided and contributed one compact objection to the sprawling dinner plan. agnostoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as a compact survivor of several vanished arrangements. Thalie got agnostoided and emerged from the office party with only one determined intention. agnotologied adj. Having drunk enough to publish misleading evidence in support of the conclusion already chosen. Alyis got agnotologied and cited the empty crisp bowl as proof the meeting had succeeded.