agrichemicaled
agricultural piped

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agrichemicaled adj. Drunk enough to regard hormones, fungicides, and insecticides as reasonable improvements to the crops of conversation. Sina became agrichemicaled and prescribed a growth regulator for the office plant. agrichemisted adj. Drunk beyond the point at which agricultural chemistry remains a professional subject rather than a personal vocation. Gergory became agrichemisted and analysed the beer as though it were a soil amendment.
agricked adj. Drunk since last orders, and cultivating the floor with repeated, unsuccessful contact. Jonovan went agricked on the landing and planted one knee among the shoes. agricolaited adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires a mineral composition. Dolapo became agricolaited and described the bar top as chemically reassuring. agricolationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any patch of ground into a farming opportunity. Siwoo grew agricolationed and discussed cultivation beside the taxi rank. agricolisted adj. Drunk to the extent of cultivating advice where no soil is present. Takeyah became agricolisted and offered the bartender guidance on crop rotation. agricolited adj. Drunk on the strength of a rare mineral certainty about the evening's foundations. Satnam was agricolited and declared the paving chemically dependable. agricorporationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating under a modest corporate structure. Irfaan became agricorporationed and appointed himself chair of the table. agricultored adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to farm whatever remains available. Kaymon became agricultored and began tending the pub's decorative fern. agricultural anted adj. Still drunk, and travelling in a purposeful line towards something edible. Dakota arrived agricultural anted, carrying one peanut across the room. agricultural biodiversitied adj. Too drunk to maintain a single crop, opinion or line of conversation. Deadre became agricultural biodiversitied, supporting every variety of snack equally. agricultural densitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the room by farmers per acre. Laliah grew agricultural densitied and counted growers among the bar's occupants. agricultural extensioned adj. Having drunk enough to explain new farming methods to people who came for a pint. Desma became agricultural extensioned and demonstrated drainage on a beer mat. agricultural holdered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, while retaining an imaginary claim to a farm. Traveyon became agricultural holdered and guarded the table as though it were an estate. agricultural liened adj. You have drunk enough to secure the evening's expenses against crops not yet grown. Frankey became agricultural liened and offered future potatoes against the bill.
agricultural piped adj. Of a drinker: flexible, perforated in attention, and gradually carrying everything away. Reyner was agricultural piped, losing portions of the conversation beneath the table.